Just A Reminder That Dazai Is Never Going To Live Down What Happened In Mersault.

a "midwife" you say... tch. such a foolish word. a wife could never be mid. all women are epic

Short ficlet. GL reacts to last chapter. And get a hug from Bram.

Spoilers for Chapter 115. A small rant.

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"How was Fyodor ever going to execute his plan to turn Fukuchi into a triple singularity?

For this, Fyodor needed: One, either dead or weakened Fukuchi, whom Fyodor could pierce with swords. Two, Amenogozen. Three Holy Sword. And if I have no questions about points 1 and 2, their “appearance” was originally intended to be a part of DoA's plan, but the question with Holy Sword remains.

The only reason HS is available was because Aya pulled it out of Bram.

Why did Aya pull it out of Bram? - She wanted to help ADA, found out about Fukuchi’s plans and “became friends” with Bram.

How did Aya know about Bram and Fukuchi's plans? - She followed Jouno after reading his note.

How did Aya get the note? - By chance, she ran into Jouno at the airport. And Jouno had already begun to suspect Fukuchi.

What was Aya doing at the airport? - Her father forgot something there and asked Aya to pick it up.

This means that the only reason why HS was “cleared” of Bram was a series of accidents.

What would have happened if Aya had not come to the airport?

Fyodor made it from France to Yokohama (by helicopter) - Ended up next to the corpse/dying Fukuchi - Got Amegozen, Bram on HS - Stabbed Fukuchi with Amegozen. - And...

And what? Slashed Fukuchi's neck (with HS weighted by Bram's head)? Or would Fyodor try to impale Fukuchi on Bram's head and drive HS deeper and deeper until Bram ends and the blade begins?

It’s just... Aya in this arc is not a returning character, but a piano in the bushes and a Deus ex machina, both for ADA, and for the Hunting Dogs, and for Fyodor."

You finally take a breath and rubbed your temples.

Bram, who earlier asked you to read new chapters of BSD together with him (it was strange, but Bram wanted to see, if new characters has appeared and if they should prepare rooms for newcomers, didn't know what to say. He wasn't expecting, that you will start ranting. Bram raised an eyebrow.

"Do you require a hug, My Little Bat?"

You nodded, practically lunged forward Bram and pulled him into the tight hug.

"Yes, please!"

You two stay silent for a few moments. Then you spoke up.

"Want to fetch Aya and get ice cream?"

Bram nodded.

"Lead the way, [Y/N]."

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A/N: Sorry for the rant. But I really needed it.

By the way. On this panel:

Fyodor looks like he has no thought behind his eyes.

mafia executive who? this is a sweet lil baby

asagiri really said a young girl's trauma should start young

Im thinking beast! dazai and Aizawa

i want to know who your guys favorite yanderes are…..

Fanfic writers say “bad writing” and drops the most toe curling mouth watering shit ever

Tänään kaveri kysyi, että miksi käytän usein sanasta "raha" termiä "rahet". Se katsoi mua kuin mielipuolta kun koitin selittää, että nuoruudessani katsoin videon nimeltä "AKUN KAKKA ONKLEMA XDDDDDD" liian monta kertaa ja "rahe" tulee niin vahvasti mun selkärangasta että en edes huomaa käyttäväni sitä termiä.

Saanko vajota johonki maanrakoon niinku just nyt

Souheki having entire convos in their minds

Ehahagageheg >,< this is literally so amazing!!

Hii hellooo !!!

I would like to request something with yandere! chuuya, anything you'd like to write about him really :)

a/n: yes of course.ᐟ.ᐟ help i love this request sm :,) chuuya & jouno's my fav so gotta prioritize this hehe.ᐟ.ᐟ also, i don't write nsfw unless u specifically request for it, so pls keep that in mind , if u want it contact me and i'll add it.ᐟ (´･ᴗ･ `) anyway ty for requesting, enjoy <3

𝕪𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕖.ᐟ 𝕔𝕙𝕦𝕦𝕪𝕒

[Warnings: yandere themes, unhealthy relationship, angst✰] [Word count: 288 || 𝓮𝓷𝓳𝓸𝔂.ᐟ]🍓

sfw. hcs

actually one of the safer yanderes to be around out there, he just loves you way too much

already overprotective yall, being yandere would probably throw him over the edge

feels like he's the only one who can protect u

hovering over you at all times, doesn't trust you AT ALL

at first it was kinda sweet, then it's obvious he has no concept of personal space

rip to anyone whos dumb enough to hit on you

(he'll do it when no one's watching)

100% excessive affection

def. expect hugs, hand holding, constant 'im only doing this because i care abt u' moments

gets jealous easily, really frustrated when u don't give him enough attention

needs constant reassurance

keeps asking u if u still love and want to be w/ him

extremely clingy, don't even try to escape

patience meter is zero, he loves u but that doesn't mean he wouldn't resort to violence if u try to leave him hot

if you always did what he told you, you'll be fine

if not your fucked

his punishments are BRUTAL

would twist your arm behind your back until you cry and beg for him to stop

feels terrible afterwards but won't hesitate to do it again if he needs to

next day would act like nothing happened while ur literally shaking in the corner

hates to see u scared of him but doesn't say anything

will treat you really well if you don't try to escape tho

would pamper u with lots of expensive presents and take u on romantic dates

you two would almost seem like a real couple...almost

danger meter: 7/10 , you'll be safe (if u listen)

just pls dont test his patience 🙃

chuuya im single

a/n: I HAD SO MUCH FUN WRITING THIS AHHHH chuuya's my baby \(★ω★)/ i love him sm <3 happy (early) thanksgiving to everyone, stay safe out there.ᐟ♡

𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓴 𝔂𝓸𝓾.ᐟ ʚ🍓ɞ ʀᴇʙʟᴏɢs + ʟɪᴋᴇs ʜɪɢʜʟʏ ᴀᴘᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴀᴛᴇᴅ

o(≧▽≦)o

It’s been clear that the Tanizakis aren’t siblings from the very beginning

here’s some evidence now that it’s been confirmed canon…

everyone who’s read irl Tanizaki’s book knew that Junichiro & Naomi weren’t siblings as soon as they introduced themselves

BUT just because the Tanizakis aren’t siblings doesn’t mean you can’t feel uncomfortable about them. if you feel uncomfortable, GOOD. that’s exactly what they want

the Tanizakis, Mori— they all use these disturbing ruses to disarm or distract people in order to protect themselves, or to accomplish their goals. this is a writing device that asagiri commonly employs as a way to parallel the irl literature (it’s actually ingenious)

there are 4 main indicators that have always made it clear to me that Junichiro & Naomi are not siblings:

1. most obviously— their character designs. Harukawa is extremely intentional with character designs, & she very intentionally made Naomi & Junichiro look nothing alike

their eye shapes are purposely different

their color palettes are contrasting

even their differing styles of clothing have meaning

this was all done so that the audience could PLAINLY see that they’re not related— so that WE know that they’re lying when they say they ARE related

2. how the people around them respond to their act.

the general reaction is “don’t question it”— which is exactly what they want. “be distracted by how uncomfortable you feel so that you look away from what we’re hiding” (this is likely a protective measure)

3. most importantly, this is meant to parallel irl Tanizaki’s book “Naomi,” where the main character Joji picks up Naomi to raise her into his ideal woman, but since she's so young (& a minor) they call each other cousins (Joji makes no sexual advances on young Naomi btw)

however, his plan backfires because when Naomi gets older & they get married, she flips the script on him & manipulates HIM so that he's under her thumb (which is why bsd Tanizaki is at a domineering Naomi's mercy). Joji let her have her way because of his masochistic tendencies

4. lastly is the emphasis that Asagiri and the Tanizakis themselves put on calling each other siblings.

over & over, it’s “my brother this” & “my sister that”

like they’re desperately trying to convince us that it’s true (“don’t let your lying eyes deceive you”)

here are just a few of many examples from the light novels…

again, if you’ve read “Naomi” you knew that Junichiro & Naomi weren’t siblings as soon as they introduced themselves

just like if you’ve read irl Mori’s works, it’s clear that bsd Mori isn’t a pedophile

just like if you’ve read No Longer Human you know that Dazai’s an unreliable narrator. he makes you think he’s a bad person bc he believes he’s a bad person, but those around him see him differently (btw this doesn’t mean he’s never done anything “bad,” though bsd isn’t about morality— but that’s another discussion)

anyway, i’m so excited for the Tanizakis backstory to be revealed so that we can better understand why they use this defense!!

also let this be a reminder to READ THE LITERATURE if you’re able to!! even reading synopses & analyses of the coordinating books makes bsd make much more sense 🥹

reminder that this how you’re supposed to react while reading bsd:

also, if you’re interested in a post explaining how Mori isn’t a pedo, i wrote this analysis on twt. OR you can read this document that one of my moots sent me (remember: analyzing a character does NOT mean you condone any actions they may or may not commit!)