Happy Trails. With Bsd Men. Faints.

Just a reminder that Dazai is never going to live down what happened in Mersault.

(Chuuya is never going to let him forget it)

Its been weeks. they are still consuming my every waking thought.

y!adazai who had a wet dream ‘bout you and he can’t help himself, in his defense he tried to get himself off without using anything that belongs to you or just you in particular, he says he feels guilty. ( he’s a liar ) but he can’t cum, he just can’t cum without either staring at a picture of you or wanking himself off with ur stuff !!! so he pays a friendly visit to your dorm and of course he had to refrain himself from fucking you awake because he has a reputation to hold and he makes himself seem as a ‘nice guy’ towards you. but he swears he did. that was until he catches a glimpse of the folds peeking through your panties and he lost it, he really wishes it didn’t have to be this way. so when you were fast asked this man could not help himself and slid your pantie to the side and indulge himself in your taste, but he made sure you were fast asleep. of course you were, which he’s so thankful of and he’s humping on the bed to get himself off.

and of course he doesn’t forget to take a picture of your cunt , he’s going to use that for later purposes. what a gross freak.

🎬 anon

Yes omg he's so gross.... he spends so much time thinking about you and jerking off into your stuff that he slowly loses the ability to cum on his own. So if he doesn't have anything that smells enough like you to tip him over he has to break into your room, looking at you while he fists his achey cock or getting into bed with you, smelling your hair and humping your ass. Of course, sometimes Dazai feels generous! He can't be the only one enjoying himself after all, it's only fair that he repays you. He's very careful when getting your clothes off and positioning you, sighing when he spreads your thighs and sees your pretty pussy on display for him. Even worse if you're already wet, even if it's just a little bit it'll make him lose his mind. He loses himself in your taste and smell, rubbing his cheek against your thigh and sucking on your clit to feel it twitch in his mouth, licking up your mess and letting it drip down his chin while he humps your mattress like a dog. He probably won't realise he's creamed his pants, too lost in your sweet cunt, still rutting his hips and making a mess of his underwear. He won't stop until you've cum, gently licking you clean and moaning at your taste, patting your inner thighs dry with a fresh pair of your underwear that he pockets before disappearing back into the night.

I'm sorry :>

Well...

OKAY in honor of the end of badlands ╥﹏╥ i want to share with you guys this commission i got from @sinnersly a few weeks ago during his vday promotion 🥹 the pose is so perfect for the rain scene in installment two so i simply had to get it done. and honestly could not rec him enough, he’s the sweetest ever, will go back to him 100x - messages about comms make me anxious as i’ve complained about before but he honestly makes the whole thing so easy 🥹

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BSD MEN REACTING TO A CONFESSION.

↷ A/N ─ yes new divider again because im indecisive as heck

★ FT. ─ dazai , chuuya , ranpo , akutagawa , atsushi , fyodor

!! TAGS ─ mentions of suicide, insecurities, overall fluff

"i love you."

ᴅᴀᴢᴀɪ.

promptly replies with, "i love you too."

he'll lean into you with an amused smile because he lowkey thinks you're joking

when he realizes you're serious about it he'll immediately stop the stupid grin

and look at you with this sincere look you've never seen on his face before

he'll hold your hand and everything while repeating "i love you too," for a second time, only this time he's serious about it too

definitely asks for double suicide later

"You know it's my motto to unalive myself with a beautiful woman. How lucky of you to have been bestowed upon this honour."

"Mhm."

"I'll say yes if you join me in a double suicide," he asks with puppy eyes.

"Dazai, you already said yes."

"I'll say it again!"

​ᴄʜᴜᴜʏᴀ.

he stops abruptly and half chokes on his expensive ass wine

poor boy is really confused 😭 because "where did that come from??"

he tries to play it cool but he's literally SCREAMING inside

we all know he's been betrayed a lot of times in the past so he feels hesitant about it

will decide to give it a shot tho

100% calls dazai to brag about it

"You may be taller or whatever (as if that matters in the first place) but were you the one able to steal her heart? Eh? I think not!"

You chuckle hearing him update his rival of his new relationship status.

"And anyway," he raises a glass of wine for toast. "I'd like to thank my good looks, good looks and did I mention my good looks (?) for making tonight the happiest night ever."

ʀᴀɴᴘᴏ.

"i know."

he has always observed every single thing about you - how you behave around others vs how you behave around him, the little times you look at him like you want his attention etc etc

he's known about this since like soooo long

he defo also knew when where and how you were gonna confess

went to yosano for tips to react to it and bought you chocolates and stuff. he thinks it'll make you happy :D

eats all of that himself even tho he originally bought it for you but you let it slide because he's a cutie patootie

"You could at least have been a bit subtle about it," he says, munching on his chips. "I mean, anyone who saw you would've been able to guess. I didn't even need my ability for this!"

He lifts his chin up thoughtfully, fingers ripping open another packet of snacks. "You should be grateful I'm not a snitch. Eh, well," he shrugs, "You're now dating the greatest detective in the world! Congratulations!"

ᴀᴋᴜᴛᴀɢᴀᴡᴀ.

"eh???"

like chuuya, he's pretty confused too

"are you sure?"

tries to keep a straight face and hide his fluster

he'll narrow his eyes at you as if he's trying to read your emotions. he doesn't wanna get hurt if he gets too attached to you and you two end up breaking up

also how tf is he supposed to believe that someone like YOU like someone like HIM?

reassure him that he's perfect please :( poor baby deserves the world

"I am a lot of work. I don't think you can keep up with all of that," he says shortly.

"I'll try my best."

"You don't have to."

"But I want to!"

He stares at you for a few moments, looking like he's about to cry.

"Oh, alright then," he waves a hand around. "But don't you ever leave me."

ᴀᴛꜱᴜꜱʜɪ.

screams

"SAY IT AGAIN PLEASE!"

jumps around everywhere in happiness

you dont even get a verbal answer the man's just dancing around

either that or he just faints

he's, like akutagawa, insecure about himself. but he's much more open to showing his emotions to you.

you end up cuddling the whole night or he calls off work to be with you for the rest of the day <3

"I..." he repeats the same word for the fifth time in a row.

"Yes?"

"Don't mind me, I'm just trying to come to terms with the fact that I get to date you."

"Is that a bad thing?"

"No, no!" he panics, wringing both hands all over himself hastily. "I love you! Really!"

ꜰʏᴏᴅᴏʀ.

no reaction. im sorry

spares a small glance at you but otherwise doesn't get distracted from his work

you think he's gone deaf from the way he just ignored you cuz what????

will spend like 15 minutes that way before extending an arm to you and you lowkey DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO??? HELP??

he'll stare at you for a few seconds before pulling you onto his lap and continuing with his work

and that's his way of saying yes

He shuts the computers around him down and taps your outer thigh twice. You immediately stand up and help him up. He stares at you for a few seconds, contemplating something.

"You know, I never thought I'd enable others to call me a lovesick fool."

"Does that mean you are a lovesick fool?"

"A little, maybe," he turns around and walks out of the door while you follow him with a soft smile on your face.

mafia executive who? this is a sweet lil baby

gOD it's so good to see dazai in something other than that fucking prison onesie finally <(￣ ﹌ ￣)> even if he is just a hallucination

Day 1: Chuunyaa

(Quick explanation: this past week kind of steamrolled me into a pancake, so I am doing an extremely self indulgent thing to help my brain feel better — for every day from now until Dazai’s birthday, I’m gonna draw a different Dazai from a fic I’ve written. First one is Dazai from the silly cat fic!)

reblog if you believe fanfics are as valid as books that were published and sold by authors who write as their main careers. I'm trying to prove a point