Poll?

What does the public thinks of little hellspawn after her existence is reveled?

Also did the ninja explain everything at the start to nip every future problems in the bud or did they lied about where she came for?

Is she meme'd in amy way maybe or something?

no words can explain how much I love this rn :D

So the idea is that the public finds out about her some time before the beginning of Skybound — when she's about 2. And since this is also during the time the ninja were chucked into as many interviews as possible, the team gets these type of questions a lot. A.K.A; every single blasted time.

It also doesn't help that the number one theory these interviewers have is a teenage pregnancy.

Gayle Gossip: So Mr Garmadon, (insert shocked pikachu face on Lloyd and all the other ninja), what do you think of the current... widespread interest surrounding the identity of the mother of your child?

Lloyd starts choking: W-Wha—

Kai spits out his water at Jay's face : Are you fucking kidding me?

Gayle Gossip ignores him : Also, a great number of your fans have theorized that your daughter was conceived with none other than the Master of Form — whom you have begun a relationship with ever since the Tournament of Elements. What are your thoughts on that speculation, Mr Garmadon?

Nya (groans) : Oh hell no.

Lloyd, panicking : What the heck is it with you and the 'Mr Garmadon' thing, again?!

Gayle Gossip: My apologies. I did not realize that your father's surname was still a rather sensitive topic.

Lloyd stares at her in shock : That's not tru—

Gayle Gossip (coughs) : Now back to our question. Is the current Master of Form truly the mother of your daughter?

Cole looks at her in disbelief : Excuse me, but does she even look like her to you?

Gayle Gossip : I do not recall asking you the question, Earth Ninja.

Lloyd then raises up a hand, finally fed up : Actually, I made her.

Gayle Gossip blinks in surprise : Why...of course. But surely you did not do such a thing alone, Mr Garmado—

Lloyd cuts her off : No. I mean I made her. As in I made made her. *looks at the others for help but gets none* Uh... It's a long story, really.

Gayle Gossip:

Lloyd:

The ninja:

Then, about literally three seconds later,

Gayle Gossip, pretends as though she actually understands: I see...but who is the mother?

And she is memed. A reporter managed to get a picture of her while she was being held by Lloyd and sticking two of her fingers up his nose. The thing is, both of them are middle fingers, so it really looks something like: fuck you for not putting me down for a nap — it's not my fault you just had to go check out the latest Starfarer comic and couldn't find a competent babysitter. And the caption of the meme is literally 'Your honor, I have every right to choose violence' , which is kinda just how the average day looks like for Lloyd.

Random question; do satanists in Ninjago worship the Overlord? That's the fucking devil in this show right?

Chapters: 3/? Fandom: Lego Ninjago Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Lloyd Garmadon & Kai, Lloyd Garmadon & Lord Garmadon, Cole & Lloyd Garmadon & Kai & Nya & Jay Walker & Zane, Nya/Jay Walker, Lord Garmadon & Sensei Wu (Ninjago) Characters: Lloyd Garmadon, Kai (Ninjago), Lord Garmadon (Ninjago), Sensei Wu (Ninjago), Nya (Ninjago), Jay Walker, Cole (Ninjago), Zane (Ninjago), Pythor P. Chumsworth, The Serpentine (Ninjago) Additional Tags: Time Travel, Time Travel Fix-It, Kid Lloyd Garmadon, Big Brother Kai (Ninjago), Father-Son Relationship, Basically Kai and Lloyd work together to fix things and ignore Wu, set after season 8, Why Did I Write This?, Nya was the first person to adopt Lloyd you can't change my mind Series: Part 1 of No Parties To Crash So Why Not The Past Summary:

With his track record and absolutely terrible excuse of signature luck, you would've thought that nothing could surprise him at this point. But in his defence, Lloyd supposes that not ever expecting this warranted an excuse at least. Especially during a time like now.

...all he'd done was gone to sleep. For crying out loud – that was basically it, so how the hell –

Or; Five days after witnessing his brothers' deaths at the hands of the Colossus, Lloyd gets a chance, a chance to go back, live again and fix it all, while in the body of the kid he hates the most.

And surprisingly, it soon turns out that he isn't the only one with such luck. .

Does hellspawn make new friends at school?

Do they go on cute misadventures together?

So far, the idea is that she'll be friends with a boy named Luke, and they'll cause a lot of shenanigans as she ages...and give Lloyd some well-deserved heart attacks (Kai's laughing about karma right now)

One time she and Luke basically just snuck off during a field trip to the zoo and they freed a baby elephant, which made its mother go vicious mode — to this day, Nya is still wondering how the heck did they even do this. I mean...to be fair it isn't as bad as her father releasing tribes of snake people but...really? I can't have even ONE rational person in this family?

And at first when she joined her class, there were a few kids that pointed a lot at her red eyes and found them creepy. Well...Lloyd actually showed them red eyes when he found out and basically just showed them a younger pic of himself to tell them that yeah, the Green Ninja they idolized used to have red eyes too so it doesn't mean that she's the spawn of Satan who eats children for lunch. ( "cries as I remember that she is still called hellspawn" )

I’m a weak man

I think i will break no matter what happens in Crystalized

So I saw this tweet and

It reminded me of a theory I once had about Crystalized — which got quickly debunked when the trailer for part 2 came out (no surprise there)

But I just thought that when Lloyd goes apeshit, Garm comes back into the picture and is forced to fight him — only, he's back to being Sensei Garmadon once more on the inside. My dude finds himself in a position where he's supposed to save his son like how Lloyd saved him before but...he doesn't. He can't.

So in others words, Crystalized ends with Lloyd dying like Morro. Maybe Lloyd would think the only way to be redeemed after all he's done is by deciding to do some sacrifice to destroy the Overlord...once and for all, this time.

And Garm watches. He'd feel the guilt forever.

Hello namelysane! I wanted to ask what age was hellspawn when the merge happened? Btw this is for fanart reasons, cus I wanna draw my oc (Lydia garmadon, yes, I’m yellow rose lady and the one with the dad Lloyd au similar to yours) with hellspawn.

I also wanted to ask if this is not to bothersome, how would hellspawn react to a lil’sister like Lydia who is pretty bratty and very greedy with Lloyd attention? (Cus ya’know, she was raise with only her dad and her dad’s full attention, she’s gonna be pretty territorial over him and his attention? Ya’know what I mean???)

Anyways, I’m just asking so I can draw ideas for what it would be like if they were in the same universe. If you don’t like it that’s okay, hellspawn is your oc and I can respect and back off of drawing her with my oc if you want!

It’s up to you and what you’ll consent to your oc being used for (in this case an what if au merge)

Just to ask because I’m curious and think it would be a pretty cool idea, what If hellspawn turns out to have golden ninja powers but like, full time? The powers don’t disappear or go away cus she was made form them?? Idk , I’m just blurting out ideas now.

If you wanna check out my au you can go to my blog where I post about the au: @yellow-rose-lady :)

Don't worry, it's not bothersome! Thanks for asking me beforehand!

Before the Merge, she's like 8. During Dragons Rising she'd be about thirteen.

And oh yes, she'd be really territorial. For all this time, it's been just her, after all. And don't worry, you're free to draw her how you want.

But about the golden power thing though, I'm really sorry, I've already picked an element for her 😭 but thanks for the suggestion though.

Check your messages, it's there 🤫. Consider it as my thanks for drawing her.

Playing the Ninjago movie video game and I want to know why is the sushi chef so weird to get?

Like okay first you build the chicken making machine, that makes sense. But then you’re supposed to have Kai use his spinjitzu on it, and then on the chicken that comes out and I am just like why.

Anyway. Video games are going good.

Ninjago AU where everything is the same but Garmadon wasn't purified after the Final Battle.

Incorrect Quotes #17: Lloyd's depressed

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Lloyd: Do not come over to my house. If the house is on fire you may knock once, if I don’t answer assume I set the fire and I want to burn to death.

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Lloyd: People always shoot down my ideas and I’m sick of it. Two sentences in and everyone’s always shouting “what the fuck? that’s illegal!” and “you can’t do that!”. Like, c'mon, let me talk!

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Lloyd: Fruits that do not live up to their names; passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragonfruit. Lloyd: Fruits that do live up to their names? Lloyd: Orange.

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Lloyd: But when all hope seemed lost, I had an epiphany! Lloyd, earlier: I'm going to throw myself into the sea.

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Lloyd: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way.

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Lloyd has all my favourite quotes, at this point it's just really really funny.