Ninjago AU Where Everything Is The Same, But Wu Regularly Shaves.

If hypotheticly the hellspawn au would take the morro gets resurrected because reason this and that what would be his relationship with our beloved hellspawn? What would lloyd think?

Hmmm...I'd say Lloyd would be quite wary of his undead cousin — well, the guy did try to kill them all, after all (can you blame him?), and this would also mean Lloyd would be hesitant to let the resurrected emo interact with his —niece...I guess? This is assuming the resurrection happens before DOTD and happens just after season 5, so Morro hasn't given a full apology yet. Also, Morro did kinda threaten hellspawn in Lloyd's mind when he was possessing him, so...yeah. Green bean still has trust issues.

But over time, Lloyd starts to realize how wrong he is about his cousin. Other than that, when Lloyd isn't looking, hellspawn likes to toddle to the newest addition to their somewhat family, some weird guy that looks like he feels more out of place than that children's book Lloyd usually keeps with his comics. I like to think that Morro's wind abilities would amuse her and Morro would fly a kite using his wind in front of her just to make her smile. Sometimes, his wind even brushes against her hair like a hair ruffle, which makes her giggle.

Wu notices that he made a new friend immediately and can't hold back a smile when he comments on it to him. Morro turns red, but doesn't deny it. Instead, he merely scoffs that Wu is just seeing things in his old age. The top of Wu's staff collides with his head as a result.

THIS IS SO WHOLESOME I'M GONNA START CRYING WTH — THANK YOU FOR THE TAG @l0on ♥️.

I haven't updated my fics in MONTHS. Three, fucking, MONTHS. The fact you even thought of me after I, in a way, basically disappeared from the fanfic world is just...is just... i'm sobbing 😭 <3 . Thank youuu.

@tolazyforaname16 you've been showing up a lot in my ask box— along with anonymous to always give me something new to add to this 1 a.m au my brain randomly decided to start. Thank you both so much for keeping the lloyd's hellspawn au alive. it's really nice to know that there are people who actually like and would gladly encourage my weird thoughts.

@lloydskywalkers reading your fics always bring a big smile on my face and i need you to know that. For heaven's sake, even your ANGST fics make me feel happy. (that doesn't mean you didn't succeed in the angsty writing part though, i'm just someone who enjoys reading about lloyd's pain.) i may NOT have begun writing fanfiction while you were still active and dropping masterpieces, but I'll always come back to your work when i need plastic legos to feel real.

@secretlyharumi you're fucking amazing, don't ever forget that. I'll fight anyone who says otherwise. I love your much darker writing style and how much I wish your Crystalized stuff was canon instead. You absolutely deserve to be hired as a writer for this show. Thank you so much for adding to this fandom and giving me good fics to add to my reading list, I love them.

(The rest are gonna be short cuz I don't think I can spend an hour writing 5 paragraphs rn. Please don't take it to heart 😭)

@legogeek33 you're the Ray Mak of Ninjago Tumblr and your AUs are golden.

@theaceofarrows your incorrect quotes live in my head rent free and I can't evict them.

@mrsnaildood i seem to love your art no matter what you post. Your drawing style creates masterpieces.

@emisnt2 your morro art is fuel for the soul. ♥️ The coolest artist I know.

@sunnylighter i am seriously hooked on your The Grass Is Always Greener series— and this is coming from someone who swore she'd never like TLNM! You're a really talented writer.

@squidsquire So many months later, and everytime I listen to Running Up That Hill, all I can think about is your Kai & Lloyd animatic.

@greenflowerceo i never thought I'd be shipping Lloyd with Brad, but here I am, and that's your fault. Not complaining though. 🤣

Thanks for showing up in my notes @squib-2006 @kerriloyal @iamgarmadone @waterhemlockbuffalo @soniiie @kingxgarm and so many more! You're all amazing.

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Will little hell spawn inherited her dads power or will she have a different one?

Definitely not asking because i had a scenario in mind where little hell spawn displays a power or an element never seen before and everyone are just shocked and than look at lloyd like " da hell kinda' monstrosity have you brought upon these lands lloyd!?"

"da hell kinda monstrosity have you brought on these lands, lloyd." THIS. WHEEZES I CAN JUST IMAGINE JAY YELLING THIS LOL.

To answer your question, at first I was thinking about making Lloyd often wonder if there will be a day his daughter will inherit his element from him, only for that curiosity to turn into worry as that means he might lose his powers in the near future. Not that he's being selfish though — it's just that he's concerned about just how he's going to continue being ninja without his powers. He had a kid young so that means he's also going to lose his powers young, it's as simple as that and he knows it. That's kind of a tough pill to swallow — especially considering how he was at the beginning of S9.

But it would be really funny if all this ends up being for nothing and she gets something else lol. And "da hell kinda monstrosity have you brought on these lands lloyd" sounds exactly like what would happen in a chaotic Lego show, so *takes breath*..... I'm gonna make something work using this.

What are Lloyd and Hellspawn's ages throughout the seasons?

So Lloyd had her about six months before s3, so I headcannon he'd just turned physically 15 then (mentally 11 but in the end, he makes it work)

Rebooted

Lloyd: 15 Hellspawn: 6 months of chaos (& Lloyd almost in tears from stress)

Tournament of Elements

Lloyd: 16 Hellspawn: 13 months (can walk & say two other words than sugar now)

Possession

Lloyd: 16 Hellspawn: 15 months and wondering where the heck her dad went.

Skybound

Lloyd: 17 Hellspawn: A 2 year old menance

Hands of Time

Lloyd: 18 Hellspawn: 3 year old begging to be taught spinjitzu but being told she's too young

Sons of Garmadon, Hunted, MoTo

Lloyd: 19 Hellspawn: 4 year old who wants her dad to stop feeling sad

The Secrets of the Forbidden Spinjitzu & Prime Empire

Lloyd: 20 Hellspawn: 5 (kindergarten is getting fun)

Master of the Mountain

Lloyd: 21 Hellspawn: 6 year old who never expected to end up in an underground whirlpool with a princess, uncle cole & her granduncle. Papa u lie. U said it was a vacation.

The Island & Seabound

Lloyd: 22 Hellspawn: 7 (what happened to aunt nya?)

Crystalized

Lloyd: 23 Hellspawn: 8 year old who wants harumi sent realms away from her dad & left to die

Dragons Rising

Lloyd: 28 (he's somehow very old in her eyes) Hellspawn: 13 year old who won't stop asking her dad how he burned tea after finding out from sora

Can't believe that these live in my head while starring the most hurtful line in Ninjago history.

Lloyd comes home with his report card: Dad, I failed Chinese—

Garmadon: I have no son.

........................

Lloyd, comes out as trans: I don't think I belong in this body, Dad.

Garmadon: I have no son.

.....................................................

Garmadon: I have no so—

Lloyd interrupts him: But you still owe me about nineteen years of child support—and yes, the Tomorrow's Tea actually counts.

...........

Bonus,

Garmadon: I have no son.

Also Garmadon moments later: picks up Christofern.

NINJAGO ANIMATIC OUT NOW WOOOOOOOOOO

“Ahh! Master Wu, To what do I owe the honor”

Quick possessed Lloyd for an au, I miss drawing my traumatized meow meow

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I think the funniest part of crystallized was when people were like “oh guys your just being mean! Your being unfair the season hasn’t even come out yet! I’m sure this will be great” only for them to go “this shit sucks” when the season actually comes out /lh