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rewatching lotr, and rewatched the hobbit trilogy like 2 weeks ago, and i must say. i love this franchise for all its “i knew a guy who knew a guy” relations. like to give just one example, gimli presumes for a second, like the whole fellowship, that frodo got injured by the cave troll in moria. but he’s actually just fine! because frodo just happens to be gimli’s dad’s boss’s situationship’s nephew, and therefore has the mithril shirt that gimli’s dad’s boss gave to his situationship right before gimli’s dad’s boss led the company to battle against, among others, legolas’s dad. legolas’s old situationship from like last year (60 years ago) was also there and chose, get this, gimli’s dad’s boss’s nephew over him. i love yall
i am the shyest attention whore ever
i hope you buy things that bring you joy. i hope you wear clothes that make you feel good. i hope you decorate your home however you like. i hope you don’t wake up dreading going to work. i hope you meet people that make your heart sing. i hope you discover hobbies that fulfill you. i hope you go on fantastic adventures that give you unforgettable memories. i hope you do things just because you want to, and i hope you don’t feel like you have to justify your decisions to anybody. i hope you find happiness. i hope you cultivate a life you love
Then suddenly he beheld his sister Éowyn as she lay, and he knew her. He stood a moment as a man who is pierced in the midst of a cry by an arrow through the heart; and then his face went deathly white, and a cold fury rose in him, so that all speech failed him for a while. A fey mood took him.
To do God's good work, "Rings of Power" needs to bring back OG Mairon/Sauron (Jack Lowden) for a flashback of him as the Maia of Aulë, because this man can rock a beard.
And all the love to our Repentant Mairon/Halbrand (Charlie Vickers), too, because Hot Sauron is hot in his every physical form, just like Tolkien indented. It's that Maiar beauty Adar was gushing about in Season 2.
And I’ll never shut up about the fact that “Rings of Power” (in spite of its faults) actually gave us ginger/redhead Mairon (a major headcanon on the Tolkien fandom since ever).
Slow Horses, Season Three - Real Tigers (2024)
Directed by Saul Metzstein
Boromir + concern for the Hobbits
Okay but all this food that adar is serving up for Galadriel begs the question: does he have an Uruk private chef? Is one of his children just super passionate about cooking and finally getting to let loose with a fancy meal? Did Adar cook all of this himself?!??
and if they don't now, they will soon!
i'm calling it the "Celebrimbrella"
Happy 32nd birthday to my sibling @awesomepaste who requested Boromir and Faramir being happy for their birthday present. And why shouldn't they get to be happy?
You said it was a ghost story. It isn’t. No? It’s a love story. Same thing, really. TJ MIKELOGAN’s HALLOWEEN 2024 EVENT day thirteen ↬ horror television template
DROP HIM, DOOKU, DROP HIM AND RUN
studies from the fellowship of the ring
I decided to redraw the hobbits hiding from the Nazgûl! I was inspired by the Nazgûl in the animated lotr film but my version just ended up looking like a Scooby Doo villain (I kinda like him tho)
some quick lotr studies :]
prints
once upon a time; the only tv show brave enough to ask "exactly how fucked up can we make a family tree without including any actual incest?"
❤ JUST SIBLING THINGS ❤ with River and Patrice (Slow Horses, S04)
'River Cartwright had been bone of his bone, the warm glow of his heart, since the boy was seven.'
Spook Street, Mick Herron, p.84
two losers ...even with the same questionable haircuts in the new seasons
MOVE youre in her way
I can't stop thinking about Catherine is so 🤏🤏 She's literally Thumbelina wdym 😭
Tree roots following the pattern of concrete footpaths
how i know lamb secretly views standish as his wife and river as their adopted orange cat son is that he makes it clear a thousand times that he fucking hates david cartwright and wouldn't mind if he died but david is important to river and lamb had to hear standish say, "river will never forgive me if something happens to him" so basically everything lamb does this series is because he can't let standish (his work wife) let river (his work son) down. LIKE.
how i know lamb secretly views standish as his wife and river as their adopted orange cat son is that he makes it clear a thousand times that he fucking hates david cartwright and wouldn't mind if he died but david is important to river and lamb had to hear standish say, "river will never forgive me if something happens to him" so basically everything lamb does this series is because he can't let standish (his work wife) let river (his work son) down. LIKE.