I Aint Being Funny. The Caps Are Such A Physical Team It Doe Not Make Sense To Keep Xhek On The Bench???

sure, they might take the lead, and sure, they can take the adoration and praise from the commentators

but they will have to pry my whimsy from my cold, lifeless hands

now's the time where i find out if i love the video review or hate it

mitch marner i’m obsessed with you

ROOKIE GOAL, THIS IS NOT A DRILL, THE ROOKIE GOT A GOAL

MAX DOMI OVERTIME HERO?! what universe have I tripped and fallen into

MARNER TO MATTHEWS OF COURSE, BECAUSE WHO ELSE WHEN WE NEEDED IT MOST

sway is overworked and underpaid

flying high, dopamine is rushing through my veins, i am a god amongst men and i will never die

(this is all because of mitchy marner's goal)

i volunteer to be the hostage, because if he gets traded i'm going to kms anyways, so it might as well be to send a message!

if mitch marner doesnt get to stay with the leafs im killing the hostage

oh to be the guy predicting weather during an f1 race i would kms