My Poor Aching Fragile Body Can't Carry Steb From Arcane Over My Shoulder Like He's A Sack Of Flour

Guys none of my friends want to get the app someone plz add me 💔

I want to add random strangers on the Internet but like what if they think it's weird being added weeks after they posted their username in a comment section or something. . . Guys I'm too awkward for this

REPOST THIS WITH UR STEB HC AND ILL DRAW IT!

> heres mine just to start:

{(no freaky stuff pls, keep it silly / cutesy)}

AND HE TUCKED IN THE RABBIT TOO AWWWWW

More Steb because he's just so fun to draw

You cannot convince me he doesn't secretly love rabbits

also I hate that I have to take screenshosts to be able to upload this stuff, it lowers the quality so much

Wanna make another headcanon/scene analysis post 😋😋

Them <3

They're like a warm day by the seaside and I love that, love Steb, love Meb/Goldfish/Queenfish/whatever we're gonna make their ship name, love how pretty Mel is

Also love how the fire looks like a fox tail ✓^v^}√

Okay guys,,, this isn't funny. . .

Where's my sugar daddy?

Where's some random sexy stranger trying to save this pretty pink princess??

Where's my sweet, eccentric, odd, slightly concerning rich man to take me away from all this?!1!1?1!

I'm not made to do homework by myself with no friend sitting beside me also confused and needing help 😫😫

"If you have any questions, don't hesitate to speak up"

I'm hesitating omg I feel dumb but it's literally just me not working on it for more than a few hours with multiple distractions and breaks ugh

I feel a bit better that some other girl was struggling tho like lol I feel you girl thank god for you saying that you'll have to get a tutor cause me too 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

Anyway gotta really pay attention to my zoom class rn but I don't think I'm even gonna bother cause I'll probs have to go back anyway cause I know nothing of how to do this engineering shit but I refuse to drop out cause I don't want to let the haters win

This reminds me of when my white boss put on a playlist titled "Shit white people get turnt to" and we started talking about me seeing similarly titled playlists with the same songs. She went "Well, but I feel like those are songs everyone gets turnt to."

And in my head I was like, "Girl. . . And what color is this everyone you're thinking of????"

Also,

At my highschool prom, the DJ played Cotton Eye Joe and the kids who previously weren't dancing (like 80% of the dancefloor) were all getting down like we were at some kind of rodeo. I didn't dance cause 1, I didn't feel like dancing to that song and, 2, I was practically up against the wall and had no room to dance. But then they played Cupid Shuffle and less than half of the entire dancefloor got down. I would've, but goddamn it they still didn't give me any room to dance.

Work on current fics 🙅🏽‍♂️ Draw part of your trolls AU that doesn’t have a single chapter 🙇🏽‍♂️

I’m workshopping the name but so far I’m calling it my Thorns & Branches AU for short. I’m even starting to make a playlist and daydreaming how certain scenes will go down and have named of some ocs that will be featured in part of the series 😋 (that I will maybe eventually make)

These are the sketches I made for the edit. The first two being art of my Rock troll oc called Thorn. The 2nd sketch of him is what would have happened to him if he stayed in Volcano Rock City instead of accidentally finding Pop Village.

GUYS PLEASE WHY DOES EVERY FIC I SEND TO MY FRIEND HAVE AN AUTHOR WHO SHIPS BRANCH WITH HIS BROTHERS OR LIKES RAPE FICS 😭😭😭

Like I’ll be almost crying and then BOOM incest or the author’s other works have incest/rape

I keep blocking/muting every ao3 author who has an incest, rape, etc etc fic or had it in their bookmarks but I still keep finding more—universe just let me enjoy trolls fics not written by creeps. Is that so hard to ask 💔💔

Steb, your existence would be much appreciated cause I'm low-key in pain and I feel my body slowly breaking down and I should probably ask a doctor about the pain in my side and the pain in my leg and probably the numbness I experience every once and a while like is that normal or should I—