Look Behind You Bro. It's The Mudcrab Dude.

the enormity of my desire disgusts me

(me on a first date) and what do you think of the inherent intimacy of surgery? have you considered the love someone must have to put their hands under your skin and hold the most grotesque parts of you and put them back together nicely? is anyone really closer to you than that? we all get uh a little enamored on the surgery table don't we haha. wait come back

do my defined abs frighten you?

i bet crossing spears with someone to block entry into a location feels so fucking good

love when the cd player makes little chirp and whirr sounds. she is excited to sing you a song !

could you guys imagine if snails could talk

what do the 4 people who always like my posts want for christmas

i hope in my next life im the mourning dove in someone's childhood

just discovered the secrets of life. might become god idk

i really wish five hours of sleep was sufficient because going to bed at 2 and waking up at 7 would be heaven but the body keeps score