We Dont Have Rules But This Isnt Right

COMING SOON: IM GOING TO JAIL

im gonna k1|| someone

because: i was doing my nails and i messed the last one up /obviously/ and when i got back to fixing it, i messed up another nail

and another one

slowly

i messed up

all my fucking nails

every single one of them

the incident happened 2 hours ago, now its 5am, im tired of life and tomorrow is christmas

happy holidays :)

there is no plot but lets twist it

if i were someone else, i wouldnt trust me either

to people who don't bring sandwiches to school:

what's your deal?

how are you here?

if I slept enough you wouldn't stand a chance

my phone is dying but so am i so its okay lol

my skin so dry i became water resistant

so you are trying to tell me that men can have long hair but the second they put on feminine clothes they are being told they are *not straight* ? and women can wear whatever they like but when they cut their hair short and have an undercut they are, again, *not straight* ?

kinda funny innit, mate?

is everyone dead?

i didnt get any friend updates from duolingo today so probably

stab wound? you mean extra pocket