There Is No Plot But Lets Twist It

to all of my followers: hello, sister

i deserve a cookie

no matter what

"it's time to post something funny" whispered my narrator, but little did we know it was my sister.

Number One Declaration of Hatred

I do a silly dance and you look at me like I grew a second head with three ears. You ask me what was it I DONT KNOW! It flees from my mind the second I realise you are one of those people. There was no intention behind it but now i must ask: do you perhaps dispise me?

if I slept enough you wouldn't stand a chance

there you go, *flag's name* i knew it

if i were someone else, i wouldnt trust me either

COMING SOON: IM GOING TO JAIL

im gonna k1|| someone

because: i was doing my nails and i messed the last one up /obviously/ and when i got back to fixing it, i messed up another nail

and another one

slowly

i messed up

all my fucking nails

every single one of them

the incident happened 2 hours ago, now its 5am, im tired of life and tomorrow is christmas

happy holidays :)

i know its rude to make assumptions but my gut tells me my bitchass sister is stealing my goddamn shampoo and im going totally mad rn like know your borders you dried out grape

"its all in your head" bbrruuuhhhh does that make it any better