To All Of My Followers: Hello, Sister

my skin so dry i became water resistant

big shoutout to the friend who takes pictures of the picture-taking friend

having no tasty cheese is like experiencing a sensation that resembles being punched in the gut. today i have been punched in the gut several times, consequently as many times as i have opened the refrigerator.

is everyone dead?

i didnt get any friend updates from duolingo today so probably

my dad's friends are fucking hilarious

check for surroundings: there are no surroundings (for you are in some kind of a mysterious void)

im doing great

my phone is dying but so am i so its okay lol

As Summer aproaches I can feel it. The features of my face will soon disappear. By August I will have become two dimensional.

i found a mad man on duolingo

what did Duo have to get his hands into, to get a man this strong willed, this determined? we will never know