Im Doing Great

"im highly in need of your assistance" i say to my narrator

yes it does sound like something i'd 100% do but essentially i wouldnt, right? becouse think again.

if i were someone else, i wouldnt trust me either

"it's time to post something funny" whispered my narrator, but little did we know it was my sister.

so you are trying to tell me that men can have long hair but the second they put on feminine clothes they are being told they are *not straight* ? and women can wear whatever they like but when they cut their hair short and have an undercut they are, again, *not straight* ?

kinda funny innit, mate?

is everyone dead?

i didnt get any friend updates from duolingo today so probably

ok but what if there's a punchline O_o

COMING SOON: IM GOING TO JAIL

im gonna k1|| someone

because: i was doing my nails and i messed the last one up /obviously/ and when i got back to fixing it, i messed up another nail

and another one

slowly

i messed up

all my fucking nails

every single one of them

the incident happened 2 hours ago, now its 5am, im tired of life and tomorrow is christmas

happy holidays :)

As Summer aproaches I can feel it. The features of my face will soon disappear. By August I will have become two dimensional.

my friends and i usually meet up once a week but i didnt have the time last week. sometimes i think that they might not even like me but yesterday one of them gave me the fattest hug i have ever recieved