"im Highly In Need Of Your Assistance" I Say To My Narrator

ok but what if there's a punchline O_o

there you go, *flag's name* i knew it

yes there is undeniable evidence but what makes you think that? honestly. stop for a minute and look into yourself.

i found a mad man on duolingo

what did Duo have to get his hands into, to get a man this strong willed, this determined? we will never know

yes it does sound like something i'd 100% do but essentially i wouldnt, right? becouse think again.

my friends are not ready for whats coming

>:)

having no tasty cheese is like experiencing a sensation that resembles being punched in the gut. today i have been punched in the gut several times, consequently as many times as i have opened the refrigerator.

Number One Declaration of Hatred

I do a silly dance and you look at me like I grew a second head with three ears. You ask me what was it I DONT KNOW! It flees from my mind the second I realise you are one of those people. There was no intention behind it but now i must ask: do you perhaps dispise me?

you never know what the future will bring, as for now my parents are comparing their duolingo leader boards

check for surroundings: there are no surroundings (for you are in some kind of a mysterious void)