Yes It Does Sound Like Something I'd 100% Do But Essentially I Wouldnt, Right? Becouse Think Again.

having no tasty cheese is like experiencing a sensation that resembles being punched in the gut. today i have been punched in the gut several times, consequently as many times as i have opened the refrigerator.

stab wound? you mean extra pocket

you know your mind is weird place when you make a decision or plans or anything and people question it, yet for you it was literally the most logical thing (???)

to people who don't bring sandwiches to school:

what's your deal?

how are you here?

check for surroundings: there are no surroundings (for you are in some kind of a mysterious void)

"im highly in need of your assistance" i say to my narrator

you never know what the future will bring, as for now my parents are comparing their duolingo leader boards

if i were someone else, i wouldnt trust me either

the darkest hours are just before dawn

is everyone dead?

i didnt get any friend updates from duolingo today so probably