You Never Know What The Future Will Bring, As For Now My Parents Are Comparing Their Duolingo Leader

my friends and i usually meet up once a week but i didnt have the time last week. sometimes i think that they might not even like me but yesterday one of them gave me the fattest hug i have ever recieved

if i were someone else, i wouldnt trust me either

to all of my followers: hello, sister

i found a mad man on duolingo

what did Duo have to get his hands into, to get a man this strong willed, this determined? we will never know

yes there is undeniable evidence but what makes you think that? honestly. stop for a minute and look into yourself.

"it's time to post something funny" whispered my narrator, but little did we know it was my sister.

my friends are not ready for whats coming

>:)

"its all in your head" bbrruuuhhhh does that make it any better

i know its rude to make assumptions but my gut tells me my bitchass sister is stealing my goddamn shampoo and im going totally mad rn like know your borders you dried out grape

COMING SOON: IM GOING TO JAIL

im gonna k1|| someone

because: i was doing my nails and i messed the last one up /obviously/ and when i got back to fixing it, i messed up another nail

and another one

slowly

i messed up

all my fucking nails

every single one of them

the incident happened 2 hours ago, now its 5am, im tired of life and tomorrow is christmas

happy holidays :)