If I Were Someone Else, I Wouldnt Trust Me Either

we dont have rules but this isnt right

my job is The Bench (specifically at a nice park only during nice days)

"it's time to post something funny" whispered my narrator, but little did we know it was my sister.

"im highly in need of your assistance" i say to my narrator

i found a mad man on duolingo

what did Duo have to get his hands into, to get a man this strong willed, this determined? we will never know

my dad's friends are fucking hilarious

stab wound? you mean extra pocket

to all of my followers: hello, sister

to people who don't bring sandwiches to school:

what's your deal?

how are you here?

no life no friends no anything just duolingo except no duolingo either

i dont have duolingo, duolingo has me