I Know Its Rude To Make Assumptions But My Gut Tells Me My Bitchass Sister Is Stealing My Goddamn Shampoo

is everyone dead?

i didnt get any friend updates from duolingo today so probably

if i were someone else, i wouldnt trust me either

my friends and i usually meet up once a week but i didnt have the time last week. sometimes i think that they might not even like me but yesterday one of them gave me the fattest hug i have ever recieved

COMING SOON: IM GOING TO JAIL

im gonna k1|| someone

because: i was doing my nails and i messed the last one up /obviously/ and when i got back to fixing it, i messed up another nail

and another one

slowly

i messed up

all my fucking nails

every single one of them

the incident happened 2 hours ago, now its 5am, im tired of life and tomorrow is christmas

happy holidays :)

you know your mind is weird place when you make a decision or plans or anything and people question it, yet for you it was literally the most logical thing (???)

so you are trying to tell me that men can have long hair but the second they put on feminine clothes they are being told they are *not straight* ? and women can wear whatever they like but when they cut their hair short and have an undercut they are, again, *not straight* ?

kinda funny innit, mate?

broz its not "being cool" im trying to let out The Sad

i suck ass at history

thank you

having no tasty cheese is like experiencing a sensation that resembles being punched in the gut. today i have been punched in the gut several times, consequently as many times as i have opened the refrigerator.

you never know what the future will bring, as for now my parents are comparing their duolingo leader boards