Having No Tasty Cheese Is Like Experiencing A Sensation That Resembles Being Punched In The Gut. Today

my phone is dying but so am i so its okay lol

my mind? ive lost my mind. ive lost everything! the man i love, my best friend. although now apparently hes got a new best friend, whats that about? what else is he hiding? who is the real him? who am i? a direct descendant of gloreth? i never asked for that! now everyone expects me to arrest ballister, and if i dont, im a traitor to you and if i do, im a traitor to him! oooh and on top of that! i chopped off his arm! his. arm! who chops off an arm? becouse i was trained to? arm chopping is not a love language!*

*im fine, director.

if i were someone else, i wouldnt trust me either

im doing great

check for surroundings: there are no surroundings (for you are in some kind of a mysterious void)

"it's time to post something funny" whispered my narrator, but little did we know it was my sister.

okay so im not saying i have my life together BUT im slowly starting to get there :D

like

look what i made today (at 1am <3) :D

im literally so amazing and none of u can change my mind (•ˇ‿ˇ•)

life gets a tiny bit harder when everyone thinks i hate them

you never know what the future will bring, as for now my parents are comparing their duolingo leader boards

stab wound? you mean extra pocket