Life Gets A Tiny Bit Harder When Everyone Thinks I Hate Them

my skin so dry i became water resistant

check for surroundings: there are no surroundings (for you are in some kind of a mysterious void)

i know its rude to make assumptions but my gut tells me my bitchass sister is stealing my goddamn shampoo and im going totally mad rn like know your borders you dried out grape

"its all in your head" bbrruuuhhhh does that make it any better

having no tasty cheese is like experiencing a sensation that resembles being punched in the gut. today i have been punched in the gut several times, consequently as many times as i have opened the refrigerator.

if i were someone else, i wouldnt trust me either

ok but what if there's a punchline O_o

"im highly in need of your assistance" i say to my narrator

COMING SOON: IM GOING TO JAIL

im gonna k1|| someone

because: i was doing my nails and i messed the last one up /obviously/ and when i got back to fixing it, i messed up another nail

and another one

slowly

i messed up

all my fucking nails

every single one of them

the incident happened 2 hours ago, now its 5am, im tired of life and tomorrow is christmas

happy holidays :)

okay so im not saying i have my life together BUT im slowly starting to get there :D

like

look what i made today (at 1am <3) :D

im literally so amazing and none of u can change my mind (•ˇ‿ˇ•)