Ok But What If There's A Punchline O_o

Number One Declaration of Hatred

I do a silly dance and you look at me like I grew a second head with three ears. You ask me what was it I DONT KNOW! It flees from my mind the second I realise you are one of those people. There was no intention behind it but now i must ask: do you perhaps dispise me?

my job is The Bench (specifically at a nice park only during nice days)

i found a mad man on duolingo

what did Duo have to get his hands into, to get a man this strong willed, this determined? we will never know

life gets a tiny bit harder when everyone thinks i hate them

to people who don't bring sandwiches to school:

what's your deal?

how are you here?

yes there is undeniable evidence but what makes you think that? honestly. stop for a minute and look into yourself.

if i had a briefcase id pack it up and leave

if I slept enough you wouldn't stand a chance

COMING SOON: IM GOING TO JAIL

im gonna k1|| someone

because: i was doing my nails and i messed the last one up /obviously/ and when i got back to fixing it, i messed up another nail

and another one

slowly

i messed up

all my fucking nails

every single one of them

the incident happened 2 hours ago, now its 5am, im tired of life and tomorrow is christmas

happy holidays :)

the darkest hours are just before dawn