If I Had A Briefcase Id Pack It Up And Leave

"im highly in need of your assistance" i say to my narrator

check for surroundings: there are no surroundings (for you are in some kind of a mysterious void)

okay so im not saying i have my life together BUT im slowly starting to get there :D

like

look what i made today (at 1am <3) :D

im literally so amazing and none of u can change my mind (•ˇ‿ˇ•)

the darkest hours are just before dawn

im doing great

ok but what if there's a punchline O_o

fl studio is cool, like i got a lot of things, i just dont know how to use them :/ but im slowly working my way trough it

we dont have rules but this isnt right

so you are trying to tell me that men can have long hair but the second they put on feminine clothes they are being told they are *not straight* ? and women can wear whatever they like but when they cut their hair short and have an undercut they are, again, *not straight* ?

kinda funny innit, mate?

having no tasty cheese is like experiencing a sensation that resembles being punched in the gut. today i have been punched in the gut several times, consequently as many times as i have opened the refrigerator.