that one time my friend and i were trying to find funny fanfic to read but i started filtering and she asked me how i knew how to work ao3 so well
Lucy Gray should be proud to know she haunted that evil man every damn day of his fucking miserable life
finnick was like katniss’ and peeta’s brother (separately, obv) and i dont take any criticism. thanks.
spidery peter is my favorite thing and id like to mention that burrowing spiders will keep humming frogs as pets (its a mutualistic relationship) and i do in fact need a fic of peter not being able to go outside without adopting at least one frog
Dick remembered a word to say when people are yelling!! man, I wonder where he learned that...
He does get very upset when he learns it's bad to say,, Bruce isn't mad of course he thinks it's hilarious
Tony: Text me to say you’re home safely
Peter: I’m home dangerously
Tony: Stop it
Peter: I’m home lethally
Most insane pipeline known to man:
Help your younger sister pass her university assignment -> Accidently end up as a part of the rebellion to overthrow the tyrannical president
yes actually i do need a fic with tony being peters bio dad and signing away parental rights before reconnecting with him later in life, and then peter sees tony willingly raise morgan and wonders why she was good enough and not him
The Only Thing That Keeps Me Wishing On A Wishing Star by nevergracie
Summary: Peter Parker leads a complicated life: renowned thief, Queens' vigilante, and brother of Morgan. Not to mention his fake living situation, with an uncle who does not nor has ever existed. And those Avengers, invested in both Spider-Man and Peter. Gosh, they need to mind their own.
Chapters: 1/?
(Note to my followers: this is the one where peter has a gun)