i love the theory that finnick was a career. he wanted to win, he wanted glory. he wanted the future promised to all victors. he didn’t know how “attractive” he was, he didn’t know that each murder would haunt him for years to come. he didn’t know his blind adoration would transform into an ugly hatred of the capitol, of his past self who wanted to prove himself.
katniss: how do you think haymitch won the games?
peeta: he outsmarted the others
haymitch in his games: drinks poison water, falls asleep in a blueberry patch without attempting to cover his tracks, tries to pet a bunny during the countdown, makes an alarming number of bunny-related decisions in general
✅ Clicked “next chapter”
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+ lenore dove’s geese only tolerating haymitch for food and buttercup only tolerating katniss for food !!!!
haymitch raising geese to feel closer to lenore dove and katniss taking care of buttercup to feel closer to prim. the geese not trusting haymitch when lenore was still alive and buttercup disliking katniss when prim was still alive. the parallels are paralleling
imagine duke going to school with damian and damian telling everyone about his little brother.
a friend: aw my little brother is learning to multiply and he hates it. whats your brother doing in school?
damian: ap calculus
friend:
damian:
damian: he’s advanced
Headcanon that Damian calls Duke his little brother (like Fransika von Karma does with Miles Edgeworth) because he joined the family later. Also because he just hates being the "baby" of the family.
So he's like "Yeah, I'm hanging out with my younger brother Duke later today." to like Maps or Maya. And their like "Oh, I haven't met him before. But that checks out."
And then Duke comes in and he's just a bit younger than Tim and Steph while Maya/Maps was expecting a 4-10 year old.
Idk I think it's funny lol.
y'all Northern folks found out a very simplified version of "bless your heart" and then stomped like... everything else into the ground. honestly i get very tired of people's assumptions about the south. most of it is rooted in classism and ignorance that just gets annoying really quick. every time i have to sit through "haha southern accent funny" in media (different when it's with friends and we're riffing with each other) i feel another part of me die
it gets to the point where reporters start asking the rest of the batfam about it cuz they can’t get a straight answer.
they forgot the batfam is a bunch of assholes.
dick: they were born of the same laugh, but cass had to live in the winter woods
jason: they swapped bodies too often and started resembling each other
stephanie: they’re biologically twins, they just have different parents
damian: drake got surgery to look more like cain. he was even more disgusting before.
duke: they’re from the shining, swear on my life
bruce: of course they’re twins. it’s just that cassandra was born earlier.
so my siblings look like twins (they are not) and once again my bullshit brain was like hmmmm batfam. So here. Have some Cass and Tim twin content. Featuring my siblings’ and I’s answers to:
”are you twins?”
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Tim: we used to be.
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Cass: Legally? No. Biologically? No. Genetically? Also no.
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Tim: you can see her too?
Cass: *fucking disappears*
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Tim: we are, but we were separated at birth so she’s older now.
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Cass: That’s a long story. So here it is! It all started in the summer of 1783…..
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Tim: well, not until after the accident.
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Cass: After the witch got us, no.
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Tim: She’s actually a failed clone experiment. Or was that me? -
Cass: he’s actually adopted but we are biological twins.
- Tim: yes but we have separate fathers. - Cass: *Ditto from Pokémon sounds* - Tim: Well you see I was an only child for 15 years but around 1444 I was standing in the swamp, covered in frogs, but these frogs had human eyes. They also had human feet but that’s not relevant to the story— that’s when the biggest, Jeramiah, started to speak… - Cass: father actually summoned us from hell so we’re not related in any way except that we both possessed the same body for a while until Tim got a separate one. - Tim: I had one but she died five years ago this very day. She died in a tragic bathroom accident. Fell in the toilet.
idea:
sometimes, when happy is especially tired, he’ll have a flash of a youthful face. the only clear part is his bright smile, everything else blurred. he only sees him for a millisecond before he disappears, the image a brief memory.
stephen looks through universes as needed, and in many of them, a boy named peter parker is at the center of the world’s problems. he supposes it’s a good thing he can’t find any record of anyone by that name in his world.
michelle and ned share an affinity for spider-man. they can’t remember why or when they started admiring him, but they can’t help a fond smile from embracing their cheeks whenever a video of him swinging around pops up on their feed.
pepper finds a drawing from when morgan was 6, a drawing of morgan, tony, pepper, and spider-man. only, spider-man is unmasked and pepper can’t imagine why morgan would draw them all together. an overactive imagination, she settles on.
like oh u dont hate my guts on sight? 👉👈
the overwhelming feeling of sadness sometimes when someone treats me with kindness