Polyancients headcanons because I can
Body type wise both dark cacao and hollyberry are the biggest. Both of them are insanely muscular, the difference is hollyberry has wide hips and thighs that could kill and dark cacao has broad shoulders and man titties with a snatched waist
Golden cheese is all lean muscle. Great abs, muscular thighs, but she's not big. She's the second smallest just over pure vanilla and lords it over him every chance she gets (she's like 2 inches taller)
Pure vanilla is a short king, like 5'2" but cookie equivalent, he kinda has a sleeper build, but it doesn't matter because the others can just pick him up whenever they please
White Lilly cookie is the tallest of all of them, and also the skinniest. She's all beanpole, and while her posture already wasn't great, it gets even worse after she's woken up
Now I don't know enough about the lore to take a hard stance but I don't actually think that they all got together before the flour wars or after them either. I think that they all wanted to, but assumed no one else was interested so never confessed. Afterwards they're all busy with their kingdoms and lives and it isn't until after they finally pass on their kingdoms and soul jams that they can get together and just live on a farm somewhere
(On another note i know it's not really confirmed how or when cookies get old or how immortality works, so I'm just gonna assume it's power scaled and since all of them were strong before they had the soul jams I'm just going to assume they have plenty of years to live out their lives)
Also on the note of soul jams, who do I think they would be passed to? Well I saw a parallel between the main story characters and the ancients that I reblogged, but! there's a more interesting answer I believe
For the soul jam of truth I think pv would either give it to custard cookie the iii or to raisin cookie (this is under the assumption that raisin cookie wouldn't join the polycule which is a whole other story)
For passion, I think the obvious answer is princess cookie, she's a direct descendant and basically proved her worth in the princess contest, but other than that I think choco werehound brute would be the funny answer
For resilience I am literally begging and pleading for dark cacao cookie to apologize to his son and give him the soul jam. I would give anything for it I would write it I would draw it if I could I just need it so so desperately
For abundance it would probably go to one of the other cheese cookies, buttttt from the very little I know of capsaicin cookie (literally nothing I saw the thumbnail of one YouTube video) I think he should get it
Lastly freedom, I think white Lilly would either give it to silverbell, or I think that cream puff cookie should get it purely based on vibes
Also all the ancients are different brands of autistic except golden cheese, she has adhd
Pure vanilla and white Lilly cookie both have the, "wait they were flirting with/bullying/wanted to be friends with me?" Mostly, and pv does the blunt truth thing that neurotypicals hate and white Lilly goes into research mode and doesn't eat or drink for a day or two unless someone makes her
Dark cacao is kinda obvious, there's only so much one man can talk about his literal sword and it feels like every time he has a moment in the story it has to be mentioned once, he's always bringing up his special interest (just like me fr)
Hollyberry is audhd, but sadly cannot claim the uncanny adhd reading people. It's very rare that she dedicates herself to one special interest and instead cycles through a few (she's also just like me fr)
I don't have more depth on golden cheese because I'm still learning about her character, but she just has the vibes
my favorite pass time is coming up with a really stupid idea and committing so hard to it.
love the thing where typically masculine characters get mistaken for being butch, very funny to me
more of my incoherent ramblings under the cut
poly ancients is fucking hilarious to me okay, I can't stop thinking about these old people
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“The history book on the shelf, is always repeating itseeeellllfff—!”
Haha! In all seriousness, this is the first time I’ve ever done a drawing like this and I think it turned out pretty good! I hope you enjoy!!
Just gave myself 1d4 psychic damage thinking about the new episode of PvP civilization and just it generally as a whole, but specifically with the “wait… you don’t remember what she looks like?” sound
Just some food for any angsty people out there like me *wink wink*
fake idgafer, I saw you use maladaptive daydreaming to feel a sense of control and comfort
1921: four trans activists had their conversation interrupted by photographer Willie Römer. He took this shot outside Magnus Hirschfeld's Institute for Sexual Science 12 years before Nazis stormed the facility and burned its books. The picture is among the most captivating I've colorized/restored from the pre-war era. You can see each subject's expression so clearly. Gwendolyn Ann Smith, the founder of Trans Day of Remembrance, wrote about the photo a few years ago: https://www.ebar.com/story.php?ch=news&sc=news&id=263408
I hate it when people ask me what genre of music i listen to because i genuinely have no clue. It's called Music I Like genre. The best genre out there
Here’s a video so you can hear the water and the thrushes. I took it for you because you couldn’t be there. <3
Was inspired by a fic written by the lovely @mistertiberius called "What Is Meant To Be (Always Finds A Way)" and I just had to draw this delightfully gruesome scene 🤭
(Edited: I realized I forgot the sword oops so I just added it in)
rb with your most common recurring theme in your nightmares. mine is pregnancy
An early Halloween cartoon for Guardian Books
aa the proportions are wrong, and it's a bit weird overall but i wanted to post this anyway because i still think it's kinda cute:)
You are being hunted down by this entity for a week straight. That means you are being hunted by manifestations of this entity and might find yourself in similar situations to past statement givers.
This character will help you survive. Their role is to give advice and help defend you against anything that tries to cause harm. How good they are at those two things depends solely on who you spin.
Of course, this is a game. And what's a game without some rules? Spin this wheel to be assigned a situation that will either help or hinder you.
parkciv 2 thoughts
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GUYS GUYS GUYS! PVP CIV IS BACK! I know I only watched like a month ago, but pvp civ chapter 2!!!!!!!! AND PVP SEAWATT!!!!!!!! I surface from hours of rhythm gaming and my day is ten times better!!!
you can’t. you can’t fucking title your angsty mpreg fanfiction “Loss” and then expect to be taken seriously. you just can’t
my friends and I have created a game we call Quipposting, where you play quiplash but you roll a wheel full of character archetypes, and whatever it lands on, you all answer as if you are like, a wizard or cowboy. This legitimately makes quiplash go from a fun enough game to an S+ tier absolute unabashed banger
ccpw ):
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let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out
Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.
Was scrolling through AO3 and found this gem
Enemy to parent is a trope we have to popularise lmao
Mumbo Jumbo on tumblr call that Tumbo Jumbo
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yall gotta stop saying "mcyt dni" when what you really mean is the members of dsmp or some shit cuz what my boy DanTDM do to you? did Luvstar break into ur house or something. did evbo kick your dog.