Latest Posts by nikolas-redacted - Page 2

This is the definition of Chaotic Evil.

Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(

oh yeah its SO dead.

1000 notes this post. Now

adding the entire userbase to a big discord server named 'tumblr 2.0' to solve no problems whatsoever and invent several new ones

can he sit on your dash for a minute?? he'll be very polite :]

raise a glass to the posts you love that end up deleted. to the fanart and fanfics you lose track of and can't locate. to the blogs you used to look through that ended up unexpectedly disappearing. to the things you didn't archive because you always assumed they'd be there.

Many ages ago Death was defeated and sealed. Immortality is the norm, but the loss of death has lead to a society of ultralites that rule over never dying slaves. As Death’s first reaper after the unsealing, you are here to remind them why Death exists… and why your master should be feared.

“I hope this email finds you well”

First of all the only emails that ever find me well are from AO3

Kung Pow Penising is now illegal

hey guys sorry but is the wordpress guy in charge of tumblr literally at burning man right now shitting in buckets????

So, I follow this “bad commercial interior design” Facebook page and-

just saw someone post “it’s common knowledge ur not supposed to spam reblog from someone ur not mutuals with” …..?????????? am i confused??? IS that common knowledge???? i try not to spam if i can help it but i actually personally love seeing spam notifs lmao??? unless i dont know what spam reblog means

remember how utterly inescapable how i met your mother used to be with the memes and references and barney and bro code and wait for it... and then the finale was so hated it vanished overnight

reblog to manifest gender euphoria for the person you reblogged this from

HOW AREN'T THERE MORE TUMBLR POSTS ABOUT THE GIANT AIRSHIP THE AIRLANDER 10 WHY DID I ONLY JUST FIND OUT ABOUT IT

IT LOOKS WORSE AT EVERY ANGLE

NO

every once in a while i learn some wild new piece of information that explains years of behavior and reminds me that i will never truly understand everything about my ridiculous adhd brain

being a student during peak pandemic was so fucking surreal like. "it's not an excuse to fall behind" I cannot stress enough to you how much A Worldwide Plague Upending Life As We Know It is literally one of The Top Three Reasons to fall behind

The thing i love about how percy can be and is drawn as poc or white, black hair or blonde, green eyes or blue, is that you can still tell its percy jackson becuase of the swag emmiting from the fan art alone.

Its the swag of percy jackson that defiines him.

It’s the birthday of a motherfucking legend.

Me: *scrolling tumblr*

Castiel: I love you

Me: Dear god what’s happened now

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

me: there's nothing to watch :(

hbo max: wrong

me: what?

hbo max: you've forgotten. again.

me: ...?

hbo max: DOCTOR WHO???

me: ohhhhhhh u right

breaking: lil nas x to rebrand as lil nas twitter

Everyone else talked about outdoor cats, it's time for me to talk about offleash dogs

do you ever watch videos of youtubers reading their own crappy wattpad x self insert fics and think to yourself man i would love to explain the sold to one direction trope to these kids, it would absolutely break them

“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

If Staff ever implements the editing method from Mastodon, we'd be fucked.

Currently, on Tumblr, if you edit a post, all the former reblogs stay exactly the same.

On Mastodon, editing a post changes all the boosts and simply notifies the people who interacted with the post prior to the edit.

Now, can you imagine that on Tumblr?

Surely giving the OP the ability to edit their post after hundreds of thousands of people have reblogged it would be a perfectly balanced feature that I'm sure the Tumblr' userbase has never abused before.