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I would- 😳

Uh something something fruity T.V guy and a mythical-looking star entity start poking fun at you POV. I’ve had this audio saved on my device since November of last year but didn’t have an excuse to use it until now!! So here ya go merry Valentines :))

(This REALLY shouldn’t have taken me the entire day to finish but uh—technical difficulties and all that. You guys already know the lore for it lol)

Audio found from Jello Plays Games channel when a group of voice actors collaborated to play the video game In Stars and Time! Worth a watch incase you haven’t heard of the game before. For those of you not in the loop (har har Loop character joke) JelloApocalypse/Brenden Blaber is the voice actor for Mr. Puzzles. It’s been joked about many times that the voice he put on for preforming Loop (in the playthrough this audios from) bares striking resemblance to how he delivered Puzzles lines in SMG4. Therefore coined his “non-binary voice” impression lmao. So yea why not indulge and adapt more of his Loop lines into matching Puzzles role; it’s been done before but I don’t think many people knew about this snippet of it? So here have some goofy Puzzles teasing✨

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Don't read if you don't want to - it's just me freaking out- 👌

(another streak of incoherent thoughts and feelings because I want to f$%# scream and cry and laugh and run an- omgomgomgkomg- )

oh my god....oh my god....oh ... mu god.... What is happening.... I.... the guy-....

Talk with each other, come to an agreement - aka confess to each other, proceed to joke, joke terribly, then proceed to SCARE EACH OTHER TF OUT for a moment (me have a metaphorical heart attack- ), panic, apologise, talk it out, set boundaries, come to an agreement, apologise, talk, hug, (via text, cus different cities- ), cry (my part), share personal bad experience ab some aforementioned things, understand eachother, hug, forehead kith, cry- (my part again- )

All in all

I got a soulmate

I still can't comprehend it-. Like, what the actual f-

What's going on-, how-, why-,

How did I deserve it??

What??

I never thought I could ever find someone who, as I call it, I would 'click with'. Turns out I did. What the what-

I feel like "Left brain and Right brain" by Bo Burnham right now. My left, analytical brain is trying to calmly comprehend what is happening right now and assess the situation rationally. But my right, emotional brain doesn't care atm:

She's running around happily, stimming and crying.

Yup.

I got a soulmate.

What the fu-

oh man, I'm too nervous to make the wrong choice (⁠＠⁠_⁠＠⁠;⁠)

“Hey, you know why I rated you only one star?”

“It’s because there is nothing about you that I find deserves such an honor.”

“I mean the only things that make you special aren’t even great! It’s just one loss after another with you.”

“You lost your park and got yourself tricked and beaten up.”

“-The thing that’s supposed to help you is nearly tearing you apart!”

“And instead of learning from all that, what do you do?”

“Whine, whine, whine, throwing a big tantrum and nearly falling for the same thing again.”

“Pathetic, if you ask me.”

TW: Needle, Self Destruction

Feat: @emeraldsk @liliththequeenofdemon

Virus Puzzles by- @alex-dolmatescu2-0 and @bidinonsense

Thanks Anons, @mage-ical-character-person , and Feat: @niranutcake

" ............i hate that you're right............. I'm a mess "

" ........tch- fine you .... Win.... Or whatever.... But what's the plan? I don't trust you all still but I couldn't go back to sleep even now that I want too. This pain is too severe.... So like.... Suggestions... Or whatever is cool "

Ah yes the yee old. Beat the shit outta him with insults and slight gunfire!!! It ALWAYS works!!! /J/silly

1 step closer to the good ending y'all! You all did a really good job!! Cus I'll have you know that there is a Good and Bad ending to this lil arc, and y'all killed it 👍👍👍/pos

There will be a cool swag reward for the good ending if you guys stay on track X)

Ooga booga reveal jumpscare

So who's Meggy? A squirrel mayhaps?

Some sketches from Anthro SMG4 AU

🐾 Shows&Paws 🧩. My x Mr Puzzles selfship name <3. Realised I've never came up with a name for it till now, so I sat down and racked my brain to think for a fitting one :) 'Paws' cus I'm a vet and like animals and 'Shows' bc Mr Puzzles is a TV host. I like coming up with creative names (⁠◠⁠⁠ w ◠)

SELFSHIPPERS!! Reblog with your ship name! I’d love to hear about it

Is it a mix of your names, two words that represents you, or maybe just emojis? Bonus points if you share the meaning behind it or how you came up with it! ☆

🚪There should not be a man in your closet🚪

A fanart of @screams-in-writing 's first chapter of their wonderful fic "Performance Enhancing Coffee" on AO3 :)

🦴 Here you go guys, photos of my skeleton (Cat. Cat's skeleton, not mine, lmao) and a couple of fun facts about the process of skeleton-making and animal anatomy 🦴

I put them under the cut just in case some of yall are sensitive and don't want to see it 👇

Felis catus or domestic cat

He was a male british shorthair, a bit fat but not obese. I don't quite remember if we concluded the cause of death during autopsy but the dissection was informative (I'd post the photos but I'm afraid it would be too much 😬)

So here's a photo of mid-process assembling:

We used wires and instant glue. Gotta be careful with this stuff cuz it sticks to your fingers like crazy (and yes, there's a cow leg lying around in the background).

The one who was assembling was yours truly and I wasted SO MUCH TIME looking at the anatomy textbook to set the pose and limbs properly, but in the end it paid off. Our curator said that it was the most anatomically accurate cat posture out of all cat skeletons our uni museum had (yippee!)

(Also notice how gray the skeleton is compared to the previous photos. That's because when removing meat from the bones, we boil them and they tend to go gray, so in the final stage the skeleton needs to be whitened in hydrogen peroxide)

If you look closely at the skull you might notice that the jaws are not aligned properly — that's because my groupmate glued them the wrong way :p You need to be VERY precise in how you glue stuff, it doesn't separate easy afterwards.

Now see these two small bones right here? They are the collarbones. Fun fact about them is that cats and many other animals either have them reduced in size or don't have them at all! It depends on the species, but the main purpose of their absence is to help animals' front paws move more freely. In case of cats — to be more agile while climbing trees, fitting through small holes or walking on thin surfaces.

So naturally, these tiny bones just... reside in the muscle, not connected to literally anything.

And in this case our skeleton, I dare say, is very special, because, unlike the ones in the museum, it has collarbones in display. While removing the meat we (well, I) decided to not get rid of them and instead come up with a way to somehow include them in the final product. I came up with the idea of gluing them to transparent poles made of UV-curing glue. And as you can see, it worked pretty well 😄

All in all, it was a complicated, long but fun and very interesting process (nothing like my mute swan skeleton). This kitty-cat is gonna live forever in our museum as a display of hard work and dedication 🩷

Happy Birthday, btw!! 🥳🎂

Well hello here Mr Coreless Hostman!

I come here to gift you a yellow rose as a sign of friendship and admiration, and wish you a happy Valentine's Day!

🫶☺️

Puzzles always does enjoy smelling the roses. Thank you for the gift.