Stop Drinking Wine With The Swine And Come Drink Cider With A Spider ☝

i find it annoying as hell when people are like:

‘well the book’s been out for two-hundred years, and has an adaptation made sixty years ago, so you should already know the plot and i am therefore allowed to spoil it!’

wtf??? like, sorry i wasn’t born when the book was just published and grab a copy to read for myself, but that still doesn’t mean you get the right to spoil it!

so excited for tomodachi life 2

cant wait to spend $80 on it too

ngl I think I should get grabbed by the waist and kissed gently and then cuddled for several hours and talk about nerd things.

every time I read read a post on tumblr, it’s always in pm seymour’s voice

the man is just too powerful

uhh... guys?

why tf is ‘time machine’ supposed to be capitalized???

saiki is a mood

this tweet is new but it is actually a fundamental text for me

I hope AI crashes and burns like NFTs and the metaverse and in a year's time we'll all be laughing about how dumb it was