“But If You Forget To Reblog Madame Zeroni, You And Your Family Will Be Cursed For Always And Eternity.”

Please understand that you can open up, some people may not understand, but others will. Others care, others love you, please open up don’t keep it locked away.

Take care of your needs.

wheres all the support for the emotional abuse victims

if anyone needs cheering up here are some of the names of the seals at ireland’s seal rehab centre:

honourable mention to: el taco, wolverine, haggis, ham, nacho, and terry.

Also just a tip, if there is anyone around, ask them to call 911 (with a land line if possible) so that way EMS isn’t delayed for an extra few minutes while an epipen is being administered.

1. Fist: Make a fist around the epi-pen, don’t place your thumb/fingers over either end

2. Flick the blue cap off

3. Fire. Press down into the outer thigh (the big muscle in there), hold for 10 seconds before removing (the orange cap will cover the needle). Bare skin is best but the epi-pen will go through clothing. Avoid pockets and seams. 

- Ring an ambulance even if everything seems to be fine!

Nice! I need this in my anxiety filled life.

There are two big rules when it comes to email: Always proofread and never send an email when you’re upset. I’ve learned these lessons the hard way. I’ve sent angry emails that I’ve immediately regretted. I’ve sent emails to the wrong people. I’ve sent important emails with typos in them, completely embarrassing myself. Stop living in fear. There’s an undo button on Gmail, and I’m going to show you how to use it.

follow @the-future-now

As a Californian Dude is how you address everyone and everything, and I legit did not know that the rest of america didn’t do this. 

Reblog if you have used dude as a non gender specific term.

Even people who aren’t against homosexuality think that being gay means that all you think about is sex. I talked to a girl one day who was complaining about her homophobic mom who thinks that gay means gross sex, and the girl said “It’s not gross, it’s hawt!!!1!” I was honestly stunned, to think that someone could say they aren’t homophobic and still think that fetishizing gay couples was ok.

even my homophobic dad made a good point about homophobic people. he said that when you mention a gay couple to homophobes they always get disgusted and the first image that pops in their head is fucking in the ass, lesbian porn etc, etc and when you mention straight couples to them they think about two people holding hands and romantic shit like that. i hate this so much because homophobes consider gay people to be something disgusting and impure which is infuriating because they consider gay people to be these objects that only think about dick or pussy and that being gay is the only thing that ecompasses a gay person, like we don’t have personality or something

This man is my role model.

Welcome to the space age, ladies and gentlemen

I’m adding dragon age all games

The Witcher (tv +wild hunt game)

Star Wars (most media types)

Mass effect( 1+2)

Hello everyone,

As some of you know I’m an aspiring author, but I want to practice writing short stories. So I’m asking for requests, these will be short one page stories and may take a little while to be written.

Here is a list of fandoms I can write for:

Percy Jackson (riodenverse from the the lightning thief to the hammer of Thor)

Harry Potter

Voltron

Avatar: The Last Airbender ( + legend of Korra seasons 1-2)

Fullmetal Alchemist

Naruto

Yuri on Ice

Ouron High School Host Club

Demon Slayer

More bay be added later. If your fandom isn’t on here you are welcome to ask I may have forgotten one.

Twins!

WRITERS

If you see this, spoil your WIP's biggest plot twist using ONLY ONE WORD

Here's mine!

Dying