So all the bats have insomnia, and Danny is dead so he doesn't sleep often, also like all bats, have it. it's their schedule, even on days off they have trouble sleeping, so all of them. Except Duke, he actually works during normal hours.
Anyhow a really funny fic would be them running into Danny. I imagine gotham has a ton of 24/7 stores, cause ya know it's Gotham, but after 1:00 am basically no one is up, except Danny and the bats.
Danny first runs into Jason or more accurately Red Hood, at the convenience store on the corner of crime ally buying a bunch of these weird candies that Sam likes cause they are vegan but don't sell in Amity. So Danny with the whole stores supply paying with a credit card is just staring at Jason, who is in the first aid section with a bullet wound.
He runs into Tim next in civies, Tim at 3:00 am couldn't sleep and is at the skate park, thinking about a case, and Danny just joins him, (mind you both their eyes slightly glow, so it's creepy).
Next is Damian in civies at 2:00 am in a dark alley He sees the other boy petting cats and they hang out, Danny offers him a lolly pop that he doesn't take. They talk about cats and Danny mentions one of the cats isn't doing well. Damian later learns he was right.
For Dick he meets him as a cop, and this is disgust, a wrinkled nose, and absolute scowl as he stares at him, like he's dirt, before he throws a soda at him and walks off. Dick is insulted. (Danny does not like cops.)
Cass as black bat meets him during patrol when Danny mistakes her for Sam, when she starts signing, he realizes this isn't Sam. He apologizes and gives her a lolly pop and walks off. Cass after checking it for poison decides she has a new sibling.
I know there's still Steph and Bruce, but I dunno them well enough to do this I might have messed up for Cass too, anyhow yeah midnight adventures with Danny. Also if anyone wants a DC/DP discord server I was impulsive and now there is one, so comment/message and I'll send the link,
Thanks for reading :)
Honestly, I think someone had to say it. Kafka Asagiri is a spiteful bastard who likes lolicon (follows loli artists on Twitter) and defaming the names of authors he dislikes. The REAL Mori Ogai is a CSA victim, and has been deeply outspoken in Vita Sexualis about how traumatic it was to 1) be exposed to pornography at age 6 for his first experience with sexuality, 2) narrowly avoid being assaulted at his school by older teenage boys when he was 12, and 3) get drugged and assaulted by a prostitute when he was 19 who successfully gaslit him into thinking what happened to him was his fault. He wrote Vita to expose the way literature conditioned him to believe that it was his fault people were sexually violent towards him, because authors like Tanizaki were normalizing that in their work and he was afraid more people would end up like him, only to get called a “degenerate” and censored for speaking out about being an abuse survivor. Asagiri was SO OFFENDED by this idea that his fetish-pandering could hurt people that he made “Mori” a lolicon AND constantly shows him drinking THAT VERY SAME TEA HE WAS DRUGGED WITH IN REAL LIFE. I genuinely do not understand why THIS MANY PEOPLE have not read the original authors’ works. Don’t even get me STARTED on what he did to Dostoevsky.
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Dumb little things
some warmth for atsushi because he has suffered enough
this is one of my favorites
made some versions of the agony grip for my friends for when the whole gang gets it . including different levels depending on the anguish
and a joyous one for when there is love abound
Barbatos, the Anemo Archon 🍻
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I have a tiny cheesecake I bought at the grocery store.... But I am so comfy... I haven't a fork.... What do I do....
obsessed with this frame from the scoob! movie
Concept: Bungou Stray Dogs but the Atsushi’s a reverse weretiger.
He’s a tiger that can turn into a human.
The bounty was placed on his human side (people were pretty chill bout a tiger roaming round apparently) and his cover was instantly blown when Atsushi the tiger saved Dazai and turned human right infront of him.
It’s the fastest case that’s ever been closed and Atsushi’s still embarrassed about it.
Being raised more tiger then human (because the orphanage wouldn’t dare treat him as anything but a wild beast) Atsushi is pretty feral.
He doesn’t really understand much of the world given he was imprisoned and just relies on tiger instincts.
It’s okay though tea on rice is still his favourite food.
He starts to get the hang of things once All Men are Equals kicks in and he’s able to change form at will.
Though he prefers to be a tiger and as stated previously people are just weirdly chill about a tiger roaming around Yokohama.
Because giant tiger it may be but it’s still Atsushi. Besides he’s got a lil badge that says he’s with the Agency.
And frankly no one wants to question what they’re doing.
Definitely been moments when Atsushi drops his human form to get out of an argument. He does this to Akutugawa a lot and the man will carry on while Atsushi pretends he can’t understand him.
Atsushi does keep his human form as he works though he’s had to relearn a few things. Reading is something he managed to teach himself but writing isn’t his best suit.
The orphanage didn’t exactly care to teach a beast any of these things.
Kunikida does take him aside and teach him how. He still makes mistakes here and there but everyone’s supportive.
Atsushi’s also gotta be aware of if Dazai’s in a “annoy Kunikida mood.”
Well more than usual.
Because Dazai will grin with mischief and tap Atsushi and suddenly there’s a giant tiger in the middle of the office and oh oh fuck the paperwork!
Fortunately Kunikida has since stopped yelling at Atsushi for these instances and so Dazai gets the full brunt of his wrath.
Deserved.
There’s a joke in there about how Dazai’s ability renders (quite literally) no longer human.
Dead Apple was certainly interesting because with his ability gone Atsushi couldn’t exactly speak anymore. But Kyouka and the others know him well enough to understand his growls and such.
Akutagawa got right pissed about it because I knew you could understand me! And then dedicated more time he would never admit too to understanding tiger Atsushi.
Dazai showing up at the end to explain his side and instead Atsushi runs over and he opens his arms to get absolutely swept up in a tiger hug.