Nomaru666 - Nomaru

why is france called the hexagon when its abundantly clear that it’s a pentagon

Okay so Danny’s family is insane and have a history of lab accidents and magic accidents.

So one day he is in a store and suddenly sees his long lost uncle (he got lost in a different dimension).

“Danny what are you doing here?”

“Uncle? Didn’t you get lost in a different dimension? AM I IN A DIFFERENT DIMENSION?”

“Uh how did you get here?”

“Family vacation. Dad was driving.”

“No wonder. Must have gone through a natural portal…. What happened to you?”

He grabs his face and arm.

“Lab accident…uh what have you been up to?”

“……Community service!”

“Community service?”

“Yep! I also develop video games, let’s go home and I’ll show you some!”

He nervously sends Danny a way so he doesn’t find out what he really does. Riddles.

“Bats! Leave him and cousin Maddie’s family out of this. I haven’t seen him since he was five and I will not have him disappointed in his favorite uncle!”

First ever recorded snowball fight (1897)

Happy Holidays And Merry Christmas To All!

inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually

(bleeding from my wound) notice anythiung differebt about me ;)

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

I wish the soda cooking community had more people sharing recipes for making soda (and I know some southerns have recipes) , ginger and boiled coke, boiled Dr Pepper, etc

I think we should have a potluck where every1 brings this but with different sodas im talking pineapple Fanta, strawberries and cream Dr Pepper, clear pepsi, Mr pibb, the works and see which one turns out the best

Stop what you're doing and bless your eyes with my burnt Croissant 🥐 💕🐈‍⬛

straight people are so fascinating even when they aren't actively trying to be homophobic. I had a class a few years ago where one assignment was to summarize some eighth century arabic poetry about going out for drinks with the lads before indulging in some gay sex and like half the class came in and said "I'm sorry idk what was happening in this one, they mention having sex with a servant but they also say the servant's a man? where'd the woman come from? I'm so confused." and a few days ago in a shakespeare class I made a comment about how cleopatra and octavius caesar are kind of parallel characters in possessively bartering for mark antony's attention and one of my classmates responded as though I'd been talking about octavia and not caesar, despite the fact that I said "caesar" and "him" multiple times while describing the actions he specifically took. fully incapable of comprehending of anything that's even a little bit gay.