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d’you think eddie ever looks down at his faucet and sees a very squished venom in his reflection.

eddie. why are you laughing eddie. what is so funny. I do not understand.

GUYS HELP ME SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING WEIRD HAPPENED I NEED AN EXPLAINATION THAT IS NOT ALIENS

i was just sitting on my laptop chilling and what not with the tv on in the backround

When the tv sound cuts out so i look up at the tv

THATS A PICTURE OF MY LAPTOP ON MY BED TAKEN RIGHT WHERE I WAS SITTING WHAT DO I DO ?????

please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you.

Columbiners are like “there’s an orb in my selfie I think it’s Dylan Klebold watching over me” Like dude why would a 17 year old kid that hated the world want to watch over your special snowflake ass he just wanted to watch foot porn and die it’s probably a dead relative or something

 ‘’Brandi lemme smash ‘’😂 😂 😂

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

for whoever may need it

trans lifeline: 877-565-8860

depression hotline: 1-630-482-9696

suicide hotline: 1-800-784-8433

lifeline: 1-800-273-8255

trevor project: 1-866-488-7386

sexuality support: 1-800-246-7743

eating disorders hotline: 1-847-831-3438

rape and sexual assault: 1-800-656-4673

grief support: 1-650-321-5272

runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

exhale: after abortion hotline/pro-voice: 1-866-439-4253

Eric Harris’ mock kidnapping video (ft. Brandi…yes that Brandi) FULL!

Enjoy.

Credit to owner (I don’t remember where I got this from, it was NOT CVA)

p o w e r

Been thinking about this a lot.

If Venom is so much of a loser back home, how did they end up on this highly important mission? What possible purpose would they serve? Riot is the leader, of course, and I’m assuming Carrion (yellow) and Blight (blue) would probably be like combat and study, so why is this dumb gay there?

And then it hit me.

The only constructs Venom ever produced during fights were defensive. When the Foundation goons bust up Eddie’s apartment, they make a shield to protect the people whose window they just crashed through from getting shot. The fight with Riot, they produce a big one to keep him from tearing their face off. After the rocket, they created a parachute so Eddie didn’t get hurt—at what could easily have been the cost of their own life. They told Anne not to get involved because it would be dangerous.

Venom was just a tank. The only reason they were there was to take damage and keep the others safe.

Fuck, man.

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eddie and venom are in LOVE they are cannonly MARRIED with a CHILD and if you wouldn’t fuck venom you are a COWARD

gosh they’re cute

me to every artist who draw Venom thicc:

whichever animator

drew this face

must have hoped one day

someone could pause the episode

and discover its majestic glory

PET ME!!!!!

Eddie/Venom Fic Recs

For all you monsterfuckers out there <3 This one’s mostly explicit

1. Delineation by heyitsathrowaway (E)

Mostly Eddie has a pretty good handle on what’s him and what’s Venom.

2. Kiss the skin that crawls from you by dezemberzarin (E)

What’s the point?

Eddie glances around to the other people hurrying along the sidewalk, lowers his voice until he’s muttering into the collar of his jacket. “I like sex! I want to have sex again in the future, so you’ll have to find a way to deal with it.”

If you say so.

3. Vessel by linguamortua (E)

When Venom was quiet, and when he wasn’t shooting giant fucking tentacles out of Eddie’s body, Eddie couldn’t much feel his presence. Occasionally there was a flicker of something: of anger, of hunger. Right now there was nothing. So maybe Eddie had pissed him off. Or—and this was a thought that Eddie had not had before—perhaps he had hurt Venom’s feelings. He lay there, staring at the ceiling and listening to the couple banging next door. She was making a lot of noise. The blood came up his neck and face a little. And then a little more, now he knew that Venom would be able to feel it too.

4. First Contact by SageMasterofSass (E)

or, why Eddie Brock can never return to his favorite coffee shop

5. Privacy Please by eobarry (E)

ok google, how do you explain to your alien symbiote bodyfucker that you need three fucking seconds alone to jack off?

or

eddie figures out that he needs a lot less privacy than he expected.

6. will you chew until it bleeds? by brawlite (E)

Venom drags Eddie into a seedy club out of sheer curiosity. Trying to make the most of a night he didn’t choose for himself, Eddie tries to get laid. Instead, he gets mugged. Afterwards, Venom doesn’t let Eddie feel too disappointed about the missed opportunity.

7. Bakardade (Loneliness) by manosoutas (T)

Eddie is not used to loneliness. It’s his biggest fear, what used to eat him alive back when his life couldn’t be worse.

He is not alone anymore.

8. Parts That Form Us by Rikku (NR)

“I know what I – okay,” he said. He started walking a little faster, bouncing restlessly on the heels of his feet. “I shouldn’t have called you my boyfriend. Won’t happen again. Okay?”

No reply for at least two city blocks, like he was as alone as any of the rest of the people passing by him. Eddie chewed at his lip.

In which figuring things out can be tough when your jerkbag alien goo friend is as bad at feelings as you are, but they get there in the end.

what’s that noise. 

Ok, so, the gang is having a meeting...

…and Freddy’s showing off his glowing head…

…with all his usual defiance for the laws of nature.

Meanwhile, Scooby – after chillin’ out in front of Shaggy and Velma…

…promptly makes them disappear into nothingness. 

However, not to be outdone…

…Velma, who lurked in front of Scooby, Shaggy, and Fred…

…condemns them all to the ethereal void without hesitation.

Y’know, I wasn’t expecting a Scooby-Doo episode to have so much existential terror, but I’m totally down with it.

fierce

With bully and Mc, who kissed who first?

-G