Have we considered that Bruce Wayne is just a semi-verbal autistic?
just very happy with my drawing <3 proud of myself 💪🏻
thalia: i can cause lightning
percy: so can i
thalia: okay yeah but only when you’re creating big storms, and you can’t direct it
percy: it’s still lightning
thalia:
thalia: i can cause brutal winds
percy: so can i. with storms.
thalia: i can make heavy rain
percy: so can my storms—
thalia: and thunder!
percy: you can see where i’m going with this, right?
thalia, glaring at him: fuck off, percy
percy: okay. should i take my storms full of rain, wind, thunder, and lightning with me?
thalia, rolling her eyes: i really don’t know how annabeth deals with you
percy: she likes storms
The avengers watching a film in the tower:
Peter, seeing somebody get hit by a train on screen: ha! Been there done that- not as fun as it looks.
Tony, barely listening: uh-huh
The other avengers, all looking at peter: ..
Tony, launching off the couch: yOU WHAT?
In ho: *smirking* I heard people are shipping us.
Gi hun: *terrified* TO WHERE???
percy really shouldve kept the mark of achilles the whole tiber washes it away thing was so cheap
QUE BELA NOITE PRA SER BRASILEIRO PORRA
BRASIL NÚMERO UMMMMM
"Someone's coming up the elevator, sir."
Zeus: "who?"
"We're detecting high levels of sass, sir."
Zeus: *slams fist on table* JACKSON!
Have you ever looked at the ANBU tattoo and seen a hand holding a flame? ANBU, the hand, carrying the flame, Konoha?
Or is it just me?
Protecting the flame from the shadows.
i will never get over them making percy tell nico his sister was dead. i don't care how responsible he felt, that boy was 13 years old. the only thing he was responsible for was learning surface area of 3D shapes.