An Actual Conversation I Had

An Actual Conversation I Had

Me: Elder Maxson is fucking twenty, you guys. Elder Maxson isn't even through puberty yet. Elder Maxson could not walk into a Jewel Osco and buy beer.

Lawrence: Elder Maxson couldn't buy beer at a convenience store? Jesus christ. Imagine being the person who has to card him. Imagine ANYONE carding him. I wouldn't card him.

Ricky: He looks like a fifty year old man, NO ONE would card him.

Me: As a cashier, I'd have to card him. But picture this- you're working a register at ten o'clock at night, the only other person up front is an eighty year old woman with a hearing problem named Marianne. Elder Maxson walks into your line with a six pack of beer. He hands you his ID when you ask for it; he's twenty, you know he's twenty, he knows you know he's twenty, he knows exactly what he's fucking doing. Would YOU refuse to sell Elder Maxson beer? Would you be the one to call the manager on Elder Maxson? Would you call the authorities on a man who looks like he could supplex you through the floor? If it was me, I'd give him the fucking beer, man. I choose life.

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8 years ago

Is it just me...or are Skywalker men sort of insane?

Because- I mean…Anikan wanted to be a dictator…Luke kissed his sister…and Kylo BEN has more daddy issues than Batman and he ended up killing one of his parents… (I mean they’re all basically the same crazy except Anikan is the only one without a murderous father…and he’s the craziest of all of them)

Is It Just Me...or Are Skywalker Men Sort Of Insane?

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2 years ago

Well, we all know what happens next…

Well, We All Know What Happens Next…
I'm Sorry But This Is So Funny
I'm Sorry But This Is So Funny

I'm sorry but this is so funny


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6 years ago

Bitch, when?! Watched this entire show in a fuckin' day! Hate myself for it, but I love these little shit kids even more! IN THE NAME OF LISA, TELL ME WHEN?!

YEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!

YEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!

Also: TEN EPISODES!!!

TEN!!


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8 years ago

Imagine being a race similar to humans, but living for a very long time, befriending Anikan as a child, Luke as a physical teen, then falling in love with Ben around the physical age of twenty-five...walking through the dark, back into the light, then becoming a Grey Jedi to save Ben...

Imagine Being A Race Similar To Humans, But Living For A Very Long Time, Befriending Anikan As A Child,
Imagine Being A Race Similar To Humans, But Living For A Very Long Time, Befriending Anikan As A Child,
Imagine Being A Race Similar To Humans, But Living For A Very Long Time, Befriending Anikan As A Child,
Imagine Being A Race Similar To Humans, But Living For A Very Long Time, Befriending Anikan As A Child,

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8 years ago

A human woman in strange tattered armor sitting at the bar...with a bone plated, reptilian demon in blue armor...

*cries forever*

Provide Your Own Context.

Provide your own context.


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5 months ago

Definitely don’t picture him standing there in shock for a few seconds. Don’t imagine that split second he needs to process Rook is gone. Really, don’t delve into the way Spite came to realize it, too. Given the demon originally has no sense of space/object permanence (banter with Emmerich) and has to very quickly come to terms with the sudden grief, and fear, and unbridled rage overcoming his host.

Probably the closest they’ve ever come (apart from Illario’s betrayal) to going full demon and almost everyone was on eggshells around him. Guaranteed, Harding and Belara were keeping those enchanted arrows close. Just in case he fell too far into himself to come back as the Lucanis that they know.

The Lucanis who was willing to kill any god Rook wanted in the name of safety he could no longer provide…

Reality so utterly out of their control, again…

But can you imagine. Lucanis on the high of finally landing his shot at ghilan'nain. That moment of anxious disbelief thinking "I did it, we did it, she's dead, Rook is safe" only to have Rook suddenly ripped away just gone into nothing, the Dread Wolf carving his way out in their place. Solas gives his "price of winning" speech to Rook but it's Lucanis who was left untethered in his fear and anguish.

Imagine how feral he probably went in those hours after. Spite howling at the forefront, wings thrashing, throat hoarse from yelling. This isn't something he can fight- it's not even a cloud face, it's just nothing. A void where Rook was meant to be. Taash is too lost in their own grief to bring Spite to heel and so it's left up to Davrin and Neve to keep Lucanis from mauling Emmrich as he rages with two voices at the mage to FIND THEM. FIND ROOK. BRING ROOK BACK (they were supposed to be safe)


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8 years ago

I like this...like a lot! It's cute!

Headcanon That James Vega Knows All Disney Songs Ever. Literally All Of Them, He Will Challenge You To
Headcanon That James Vega Knows All Disney Songs Ever. Literally All Of Them, He Will Challenge You To
Headcanon That James Vega Knows All Disney Songs Ever. Literally All Of Them, He Will Challenge You To
Headcanon That James Vega Knows All Disney Songs Ever. Literally All Of Them, He Will Challenge You To
Headcanon That James Vega Knows All Disney Songs Ever. Literally All Of Them, He Will Challenge You To
Headcanon That James Vega Knows All Disney Songs Ever. Literally All Of Them, He Will Challenge You To

headcanon that James Vega knows all disney songs ever. Literally all of them, he will challenge you to a duel and he will win.

he puts on his disney station while he’s working out and just goes at it, and any poor sap who comes down to the shuttle bay gets accosted/serenaded.

Steve, on the other hand, did not have every disney song ever memorized, but by the time they got to Sur’kesh, he felt like had a pretty good handle on it.


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6 months ago

*Veilguard Spoilers*

So, Lucanis Dellamorte is in like his early 30’s? And his parents were Crows, said they died like Crows (on the job), when he and Illario were little and around the time Zevran returned to Antiva to take on the Talons, he would’ve been maybe 10?

What I’m getting at here, is that Zevran did some stuff so heinous to the Crows that he has a standing contract on his head that nobody’s brave/stupid enough to accept (there’s a note about the contract in game for a Crow with sexual prowess and an impossible contract) and what could’ve been that bad? Perhaps, killing the First Talon’s daughters/sons-in-law?

There’s at least some chance it was him, right…?

*Veilguard Spoilers*

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8 years ago

Love these guys

Dangers Of Working On A Set.
Dangers Of Working On A Set.
Dangers Of Working On A Set.
Dangers Of Working On A Set.

Dangers of working on a set.

Dangers Of Working On A Set.

That’s what I said.


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