Latest Posts by nose235678 - Page 3
If he comes with settings, does that mean I can buy him in bulk?
Why is he like this?
High-key, he probably has one because he is after all a firm believer in "No Pants Fridays"
why do I feel like the Iron Bull would love to wear a kilt?
Bull must be fat or the tiddy ain't soft. Just let it happen...
insp
let the iron bull be fat you cowards
Hello, it's Christmas!
The day my mother expects us (her 20yr old range offspring) to wake up with the energy of when we were five!
Instead, we walk out of our collective rooms, cracking knees/ankles/wrists/fingers/toes/etc. And when we all give a collective "What?" at her dirty look, she chose to reply today with "You're all fucking crunchy, get younger!" before I walk out with a face mask on, my phone in one hand and a bag of jerky in the other to counter with "I identify as an 84 yr old man *cracks my neck like a clap of thunder from Thor himself* what do you mean?" directly before stuffing my mouth with beef jerky...
What a wonderful time of year...
first off this video is hilarious, and second: it's canon now that the Mandalorian would listen to Africa by Toto
Christmas was coming.
One morning in mid-December, Hogwarts woke to find itself covered in several feet of snow. The lake froze solid and the Weasley twins were punished for bewitching several snowballs so that they followed Quirrell around, bouncing off the back of his turban.
Probably one of my favorite random things about LotR is the fact that
a) Pippin did a Gollum impression in the books
b) Pippin had never MET Gollum before that point and never would
c) yet it was an ACCURATE impression, as it startled and was recognized by the orc he was speaking to
d) the only possible explanation for Pippin Took’s accurate Gollum impression is this: Bilbo, while telling stories to the eager children, must have imitated Gollum perfectly
I have so many and my sister listens! Don't know if I'd still be writing my novel without her. Love you, Dani!
Hold up! Thedas...???
tag yourself
Boah, me fuckin' too!
What I should be doing: working on my novel
What I’m actually doing: working on a 73 chapter Skyrim fanfic
Yes, I conquer with Dr. Nye. SAFETY GLASSES OFF!
BILL NYE can’t stress the importance of Climate Change enough
Thor Imagine
Imagine being the youngest Avenger and Thor finding out after years- much to your embarrassment, that you were Odinist (a modern way of worshipping the Norse Gods) before meeting him in Arizona when he fell from the sky...
And once he finds out, he takes you straight to Asgard for the royal visit of your mortal life...
Writer's block is hitting me hard right now. Started four new books in the last two days...
I need sleep 😅😅😅
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Update! I'm not only unable to finish a fic, but I am also exhausted on my way to graduation. So, fuck me I guess. This is fine.
just personally attacked myself with this one
Yes. Just so many yes's...
Atla - Live Action
That whitewashed fan cast of atla that was on my dash got me smh so i decided to make my own y’all yes I’m being salty but whatever representation is really important to me ok and it’s one of the reasons atla was so amazing
Granted, this would be my fan cast in a version of the series where they are older bc these ppl are 110% not teenagers
Katara - Ashley Callingbull - Enoch Cree Nation and she from my province so HOLLA
Sokka - Martin Sensmeier - Tlingit, Koyukon-Athabascan
Zuko - Seo Kang-joon - South Korean and myy GODD he’s foine
Iroh - Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa - Japanese
Toph - Davika Hoorne - Thai
Haru - Şükrü Özyıldız - Turkish and also can I marry his face pls
Jet -Charles Michael Davis - Filipino, African Amercian - THis mas oozes bad boy charm and i will forever believe he would make an incredible Jet
Aang - Huang Zitao - Chinese - shoutout to exo’s former member
Ty Lee, Mai, Azula - Claudia Kim (Kim Soo-hyun), Rila Fukushima, Liu Yifei yes she is also mulan yay - South Korean, Japanese, Chinese
Yue - Julia Jones - Choctaw and Chickasaw, African American
Suki - Diem My - Vietnamese
Hakoda - Eric Schweig - Inuit and Ojibwe/Anishinaabe Aboriginal
Ozai - Cha Seung-won - South Korean
So. Turians.
Turians who can’t really smell anything through their small noses, so evolution made them scent things through their tongue.
Turians, who despite having spiky bits, sharp teeth and metal in their bodies are very very prone to developing an oral fixation - thanks evolution!
Turians, male Turians, who have a thing for women in charge. Not in a ‘weaker sex dominating me,’ but in a ‘she can kick my ass and step on me and I’d be totally okay with that!’
Turian, whom evolution gave sharp claws and even sharper minds, why tear someone down with their hand when they can do that with their tongue?
In more ways than one.
Turians, who, just like Humans, have to file their nails down.
Turians - and Quarians and Salarians - whom evolution gave 3 fingers, so they have a Math base 6, to the despair of everyone else.
Turians, with sharper eyesight than the rest of the galaxy using it to either scope a mark across the field or across the bar.
Turians, who are born and breed to hold civic duty and society above their own needs, who are aware that the two don’t always match, and it’s ok to admit o failure.
Turians, who can be selfish, giving, pampered, loyal, cruel, bloodthirsty, dismissive and loving, sexual deviants, all at the same time.
Turians, with subvocals and other tells that shout to everyone what they’re feeling, who take other species to be particularly deaf.
Turians who take advantage of other species’ deafness to gossip, to mutter sweet nothings to their deaf mates, to poke fun at others.
Turians, who most regard as 'disciplined’ and 'lacking a traitorous bone on their body’ and 'society above self’ being the unexpected and most accomplished con men.
Turians, who laughed at others when someone tried to 'introduce’ them to oral sex, as if they haven’t tried *that* before.
Turians, who would rather pay respect to their Spirits.
Turians, who will try dating a human just for the heck of it, just to say they did it, and end up so enamoured with their tone deaf, squishy human.
What a beautiful, angry little noodle...
This is so wrong, but I love it
Well, shit if this isn't fucking spot on!
My overall opinion on Castlevania season 2
Bitch, when?! Watched this entire show in a fuckin' day! Hate myself for it, but I love these little shit kids even more! IN THE NAME OF LISA, TELL ME WHEN?!
YEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!
Also: TEN EPISODES!!!
TEN!!
This is actually pretty awesome
I had a dream last night...
In this dream universe, if you say “good eye, mite” three times in a mirror, Crocodile Dundee appears and stabs you UNLESS you have a bigger knife than him. Then he grants you three wishes
Take care of your poochlets and they'll take care of you. Remember that!
foods dangerous to dogs:
avocadoes
alcohol
raw bread dough
caffeine
chocolate
grapes and raisins
onions and garlic
macadamia nuts
raw salmon
xylitol (artificial sweeteners)
if you have a dog please reblog this
On replay ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️
“not all men” you’re right, Ahkmenrah, fourth king of the fourth king, would never do this.
I agree, god damn it!
Yeehaw, indeed...
JOHN WICK 3:
YEEHAW
Scandinavian, Russian, Spanish, Italian, Jewish, Middle Eastern, Asian and a bunch of other stuff that I'm just waiting to discover! Repost with your own history to share your family's journey with the world!
When people ask why you’re always talking about where you’re from..
Please and thank you
Confession: Fitness goal = female Adaar
Relationship goals, honestly
Lines like this: reason 1001 why marrying Farkas is awesome.
Holy shit... didn't that egg say that he grew up in a village to the north...? He's possibly named after where he came from...so... HA! ANOTHER THING ABOUT THE DALISH HATER THAT IS ODDLY DALISH! XD
Crisis averted.