Jin: I’m Not Sure What Made Me Fall For Tachikawa. Him Bursting Into My Room At 3am To Sing The Beginning

Jin: Kizaki, can you pick me up? I’m at a party and there’s someone funnier than me.

Kumagai: The secret to keeping your hoodies? Buy your girlfriend the exact same one.

Nasu, putting on both hoodies: You sweet naive fool.

Yuiga: My job here is done.

Tachikawa, Izumi, and Kunichika: But you didn’t do anything.

Yuiga; [ Disappears dramatically into the shadows ]

Kurauchi: What are you going to do?

Ouji: I don’t know? Something dramatic, I hope.

Oji: Power outages are homophobic.

Kurauchi: Elaborate.

Oji: I’m gay and they are inconveniencing me.

Konami: Everytime I go out in public wearing an oversized t-shirt everyone asks “ are you wearing shorts underneath? “ Like, no, Jin, I thought today would be a good day to have my bare pussy out at Walmart.

Inukai, to Kageura: So what if i love you?

Kageura:Shut up.

Kitora: Sometimes I think you’re not taking me seriously.

Kuroe: There are times when you think I am taking you seriously?

Osamu: We’re out of coffee.

Kizaki: I hid it: It’s been two days since you last slept and you need some rest.

Osamu: Bold of you to assume it’s only been two days.

Rindo: Did you call the commander dumb tonight?

Jin: No

Jin: I said “ Are you dumb? “

Jin: I was asking him.

Rindo: Did you think that was appropriate to say to your superior officer?

Jin: Very much so.