Nothingelsewillwork - How Did I Get Here

youre never alone. bacteria

My brain

since pride month is tomorrow FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT: being asexual is not being straight! being aromantic is not being straight!  asexuality: not feeling sexual attraction towards anything- note: this is a spectrum, so some ace people (such as a demis, greys, etc) CAN feel it. just not the way a non-ace person would aromanticism: same as the ace one! just replace “sexual” with “romantic” and ace with aro WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THIS IS BEING STRAIGHT? heterosexual/romantic: feeling attraction to the opposite sex WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THESE ARE THE SAME THINGS? IN CONCLUSION: aro and/or ace people are NOT STRAIGHT OR “BASICALLY STRAIGHT”, STOP CALLING THEM CISHET. ALL OF THEM ARE LGBT+ ALL ARO AND/OR ACES ARE APART OF THIS COMMUNITY. STOP EXCLUDING THEM WHEN YOU DON’T HAVE A GOOD REASON TO (and don’t ANY of you DARE say this post is excluding other identities just because i’m defending this one, and try and make me out as a lesbophobe or ANYTHING. i cherish the lesbian community, all of you are amazing)

not to be a needy bitch but could i have some serotonin please

Elias is a bitch. A silly bastard. A petty shitman. A right fuckdunce. And as an ace lesbian, the sexy voice holds no power here. Therefore, he may choke.

Everyone who reblogs this will get a random WTNV quote in their in box.

April 30th: ♪ It’s gonna be May ♪

May 31st: ♪ It’s gonna be Gay ♪

bill nye has fucking snapped. if you say the words “chinese hoax” he’ll personally teleport to your location, set you on fire, and tell you that “oh no boo hoo you can’t stop being on fire because it costs too much money to not be on fire guess it’s just not worth extinguishing you”. he’d stab an oil company exec with knife hidden under his light blue lab coat. that man has gone off the civility rails, he is absolutely living, i admire him fully, we stan 

so I'm working on my podcast script and I stumbled upon this gem

*general disgruntled teen noises and angry shuffling*

I don't really remember writing this in but it gets the point across so i'm not complaining lol