i’m such a “rewatch puppet history at the first sign of trouble” ass bitch
I found this weird album in my basement should I listen to it
“maybe i don’t want to push this till it breaks”
…MAYBE I DONT WANT TO PUSH THIS TILL BREAKS????? YOU MIGHTVE WELL HAVE CRAWLED OVER ON YOUR KNEES PULLED HIS PANTS DOWN AND START SUCKING HIS FUCKING DICK GODDAMN
I’ve just started watching House M.D and I’ve never been more happy, distraught, entertained, confused, and angry in my entire life.
say it louder for the back..
"Dr. House is not autistic, he is just an asshole" bro did you know autistic people have personalities? and sometimes being an asshole is part of their personalities, and it has nothing to do with autism? House is autistic AND a giant fucking asshole and i will die on this hill.
Reblog daily for health and prosperity
this is horrible…
MORE.
house: i think you’re confusing me with jake gyllenhaal.
you better fix my life you little shit (affectionately)
reposting so i can come back to it🙏🏻
Housefic where House is dosed with truth serum and is unable to lie but nobody really notices? because he's still talking about how much he wants to fuck Wilson just as much as he did before
Wilson only figures it out because House is openly talking about how much he's struggling with his chronic pain that day and/or is earnestly talking about his emotions