Your Yaoi Is Unusual Bro. I Dig It

WHEN I. look for GHOAP CONTENT. I DO N O T. WANT. X READER. S T O P TELLING ME SIMON IS BURYING HIMSELF IN MY JUICY CUNT. NO THE F U C K HE IS NOT THAT MAN IS G A Y AND I AM LOOKING FOR GHOAP NOT GHAMBAM and I am APPALLED THAT YOU WOULD EVNE SU GGEST SUCH A THIGN

this is horrible…

MORE.

house: i think you’re confusing me with jake gyllenhaal.

“maybe i don’t want to push this till it breaks”

…MAYBE I DONT WANT TO PUSH THIS TILL BREAKS????? YOU MIGHTVE WELL HAVE CRAWLED OVER ON YOUR KNEES PULLED HIS PANTS DOWN AND START SUCKING HIS FUCKING DICK GODDAMN

you better fix my life you little shit (affectionately)

reposting so i can come back to it🙏🏻

Housefic where House is dosed with truth serum and is unable to lie but nobody really notices? because he's still talking about how much he wants to fuck Wilson just as much as he did before

Wilson only figures it out because House is openly talking about how much he's struggling with his chronic pain that day and/or is earnestly talking about his emotions

I found this weird album in my basement should I listen to it

Unpopular opinion: I HATE Chase SO MUCH!!!! He's the worst!!

i’m such a “rewatch puppet history at the first sign of trouble” ass bitch

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

say it louder for the back..

"Dr. House is not autistic, he is just an asshole" bro did you know autistic people have personalities? and sometimes being an asshole is part of their personalities, and it has nothing to do with autism? House is autistic AND a giant fucking asshole and i will die on this hill.