You Better Fix My Life You Little Shit (affectionately)

I found this weird album in my basement should I listen to it

this is horrible…

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house: i think you’re confusing me with jake gyllenhaal.

your yaoi is unusual bro. i dig it

I’ve just started watching House M.D and I’ve never been more happy, distraught, entertained, confused, and angry in my entire life.

say it louder for the back..

"Dr. House is not autistic, he is just an asshole" bro did you know autistic people have personalities? and sometimes being an asshole is part of their personalities, and it has nothing to do with autism? House is autistic AND a giant fucking asshole and i will die on this hill.

'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

WHEN I. look for GHOAP CONTENT. I DO N O T. WANT. X READER. S T O P TELLING ME SIMON IS BURYING HIMSELF IN MY JUICY CUNT. NO THE F U C K HE IS NOT THAT MAN IS G A Y AND I AM LOOKING FOR GHOAP NOT GHAMBAM and I am APPALLED THAT YOU WOULD EVNE SU GGEST SUCH A THIGN

anyone else's tabs filled with multiple half-read fics like some sort of tragic fanfic cemetery because a new hyperfixation grabbed hold of you with an iron grip and refused to let go or is it just me??

“maybe i don’t want to push this till it breaks”

…MAYBE I DONT WANT TO PUSH THIS TILL BREAKS????? YOU MIGHTVE WELL HAVE CRAWLED OVER ON YOUR KNEES PULLED HIS PANTS DOWN AND START SUCKING HIS FUCKING DICK GODDAMN

i’m such a “rewatch puppet history at the first sign of trouble” ass bitch