he/they, brňák celým svým srdcem, humorníček, cz/eng, many fandoms in my heart

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3 years ago

im pretty sure someone said it before but id like to become a cc just so people would stalk my spotify and see my playlist consisting of musicals, punk, pop, indie, hyperpop, clasical music and overall everything and think im so cool and quirky


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3 years ago
Vintage Phantom Of The Opera Movie Poster Featuring The Cutest Version Of The Phantom Ever.

Vintage Phantom of the Opera movie poster featuring the cutest version of the Phantom ever.

3 years ago

Cursed school presentations? Thank you!

I hate presentations 😂but who doesn’t?

3 years ago

Yuri and LGBTQ+ Manga, Anime, and Games to Enjoy this Pride Month

Manga and Comics

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I’m in Love with the Villainess

Ordinary office worker Oohashi Rei wakes up in the body of the protagonist of her favorite otome game, Revolution. To her delight, the first person to greet her is also her favorite character, Claire Francois―the main antagonist of the story! Now, Rei is determined to romance Claire instead of the game’s male leads. But how will her villainous ladylove react to this new courtship?!I’m in Love with the Villainess is an exceptionally queer light novel that openly discusses many aspects of the LGBTQ+ community. It openly labels many of its characters as gay, transgender, or queer and represents LGBTQ+ people and families in a positive way.

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Always Human

In the near-future, people use technology to give the illusion of all kinds of body modifications-but some people have “Egan’s Syndrome,” a highly sensitive immune system that rejects these “mods” and are unable to use them. Those who are affected maintain a “natural” appearance, reliant on cosmetics and hair dye at most to help them play with their looks.Sunati is attracted to Austen the first time she sees her and is drawn to what she assumes is Austen’s bravery and confidence to live life unmodded. When Sunati learns the truth, she’s still attracted to Austen and asks her on a date. Gradually, their relationship unfolds as they deal with friends, family, and the emotional conflicts that come with every romance. Together, they will learn and grow in a story that reminds us no matter how technology evolves, we will remain … always human.

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3 years ago

Dream smp citizens memes (part 2)

Okay so everyone really seemed to like the first one and I have a lot of fun making these so here! Part 2 :) If you’d like, you can find part 1 in my “dsmp citizens memes” tag. For those of you who don’t know, these are basically a bunch of memes pretending they were made by random background habitants of dream smp. Someone refered to them in the tags of the first one as “world building memes”, which I thought was really cool.

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3 years ago

dsmp pronouns headcanons :D

quick warning i guess: this is just based on the characters and not what pronouns I think the ccs use. some are backed up by stuff ccs have said, some aren't. these are also just my opinions and nobody has to agree with them!

- techno uses xe/xem but also doesn't correct people unless they ask what xir pronouns are

- ranboo uses he/they/it and considering end/ender pronouns, but doesn't really care and is still understanding pronouns

- dream uses he/it but doesn't correct anyone who doesn't use it/it's

- dream xd uses it/they but doesn't correct people who use he/him

- awesamdude, wilbur, and george use he/they and punz uses they/he

- purpled mostly uses he/him but people started using they/them and he was like "oh! pog!" and is questioning / experimenting

- tubbo uses he/they/bee

- bbh uses he/they/muffin

- eret and puffy use all pronouns

- ponk is comfy with all pronouns but prefers masc/neutral stuff

- charlie slimecicle doesn't really understand pronouns so he's fine with anything

- foolish, philza, and karl don't care about pronouns because like. immortals and time travel. pronouns mean nothing.

- however, both foolish and karl tend to use he/they and philza tends to use he/him for convenience

anyway. pronouns. happy pride month :)

3 years ago

dont be scared cisgenders, i am a normal bus. come closer.

3 years ago

cause its pride month and im nonbinary have some trans dsmp headcanons:

ranboo is afab and masc presenting enby w he/they pronouns (i maybe self projecting here but shh), tommy is a trans man with he/him, tubbo too but he uses he/they, niki is a demigirl and uses she/they, captain puffy is genderfluid and uses any pronouns and dreamxd is gender fluid and uses any pronouns as well!


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3 years ago

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

3 years ago

Untitled.

Untitled.

i made a comic in google slides for some ungodly reason

3 years ago

Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

3 years ago
Clark Reupload
Clark Reupload
Clark Reupload
Clark Reupload
Clark Reupload
Clark Reupload

clark reupload

edit: forgot the sweater comic

3 years ago

How important do you have to be to have been “assassinated” instead of “murdered”?

3 years ago
TechnoDance Featuring The Syndicate!
TechnoDance Featuring The Syndicate!
TechnoDance Featuring The Syndicate!

TechnoDance featuring The Syndicate!

Some wind down dance sketches that warm my heart between my favorite group. Just some good wholesome anarchist bonding with some beautiful music and wonderful friends. 

I like to imagine that Techno is a pretty good dancer, and sometimes he’ll twirl his friends around when they’re all in a good mood.

3 years ago

This is a big, giant list of Youtube tutorials that will teach you all the basic life skills you need to know in order to be a functional adult. There are a lot of important skills that aren’t included in this list, but this should be enough of a basic guide to get you started and prevent you from making a total mess of yourself. Happy adulting! Household Skills:

How to unclog a toilet without a plunger

How to fix a blown fuse

How to fix a leaky faucet 

How to clean soap scum from your tub and shower

How to escape from a house fire

How to make a budget and stick to it

How to sharpen a knife

How to clean a self-cleaning oven

How to clean red wine stains from carpet

How to clean blood stains from fabric

How to clean grease stains from fabric

How to do a load of laundry

How to iron your clothes

How to test your smoke detectors

Cooking Skills:

How to tell if produce is ripe

How to know if food is expired 

How to properly sanitize a kitchen

How to cook an egg

How to make rice

How to make pasta

How to put out a kitchen grease fire safely

How to use a gas stove

How to use a convection oven

How to cook meat safely

How to use a stand mixer

How to use kitchen knives properly

How to make mashed potatoes

How to make grilled cheese sandwiches 

Health Skills:

How to stop bleeding

How to treat a burn 

How to do CPR (on an adult)

How to do CPR (on a child)

How to do CPR (on a baby)

How to help someone who is choking

How to save yourself if you are choking alone

How to read a nutrition label

How to treat frostbite

How to recognize when someone is having a stroke

How to maintain a healthy sleep schedule

Mental Health Skills:

How to calm down during a panic attack

How to help someone who is suicidal 

How to meditate 

How to stop self-harming

How to recognize problem drinking

How to choose a therapist

How to deal with disappointment

How to cope with grief

How to raise your self-esteem

Relationship and Social Skills:

How to apologize

How to cope with a breakup 

How to accept criticism 

How to deal with bullying 

How to argue in a healthy way

How to ask someone out

How to break up with someone

How to recognize an abusive relationship

How to rekindle a damaged friendship

How to speak in public

Job Hunting Skills:

How to tie a tie

How to write a resume

How to write a cover letter

How to dress for a job interview (for women/femmes)

How to dress for a job interview (for men/masculines)

How to properly shake hands

How to nail a job interview

Other Skills:

How to sew on a button 

How to hammer a nail

How to change your oil

How to put gas in your car

How to jump-start a car

How to pick a good password

How to back up your files

How to write a cheque

3 years ago
Monster High Pride ! At This Point It's A Halloween Tradition 🎃
Monster High Pride ! At This Point It's A Halloween Tradition 🎃
Monster High Pride ! At This Point It's A Halloween Tradition 🎃
Monster High Pride ! At This Point It's A Halloween Tradition 🎃
Monster High Pride ! At This Point It's A Halloween Tradition 🎃
Monster High Pride ! At This Point It's A Halloween Tradition 🎃

monster high pride ! at this point it's a halloween tradition 🎃

4 years ago

gender envy 🖐️😔

Meow Meow :3c
Meow Meow :3c

meow meow :3c

4 years ago

tommy once again explaining things in such interesting ways

4 years ago
Some Favorites From Text Chat
Some Favorites From Text Chat
Some Favorites From Text Chat
Some Favorites From Text Chat
Some Favorites From Text Chat
Some Favorites From Text Chat
Some Favorites From Text Chat
Some Favorites From Text Chat
Some Favorites From Text Chat

some favorites from text chat

4 years ago

me: *not feeling dysphoric at all*

the feeling of my tiddies moving whenever im dancing:

Me: *not Feeling Dysphoric At All*

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4 years ago
Lol Get Dunked On

lol get dunked on

4 years ago

🎁 philza !!!!

🎁 Philza !!!!
🎁 Philza !!!!
🎁 Philza !!!!
🎁 Philza !!!!
🎁 Philza !!!!
🎁 Philza !!!!
🎁 Philza !!!!

send me 🎁 and a character and i'll describe them using only images i have saved on my phone

4 years ago

look its a pan bunny! he thinks youre super valid! <3

Look Its A Pan Bunny! He Thinks Youre Super Valid!

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4 years ago

im just gonna start posting my art here

Im Just Gonna Start Posting My Art Here

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4 years ago
Ok, Let Me Explain
Ok, Let Me Explain
Ok, Let Me Explain
Ok, Let Me Explain
Ok, Let Me Explain
Ok, Let Me Explain
Ok, Let Me Explain
Ok, Let Me Explain

ok, let me explain

I’ve never really done anything like this before. I just wanted to make a comic based on the greatest post on this website and I wanted it to become more and more detailed as it went along. It took me a little over a year to finish and it was all made without using a tablet.

Please click on the individual images to get the full experience. Thank you.

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