Pls This Is So Funny 😭✋️

Pls this is so funny 😭✋️

Things that Miguel O’Hara would definitely say-A CANON IMAGINE LIST (SFW VERSION)

~“I’m personally more of a cat person.”

~ “I need you to stop talking. Like, forever.”

~ “That’s…actually really disgusting.”

~ “Ay- don’t touch the trap box!”

~ “Jesus. It’s actually really surprising just how stupid you can be.”

~ “I made you lunch. It’s a one time thing.”

~ “I’m gonna be honest. That color doesn’t suit you.”

~ “Um… do you need female products?”

~ “Shut up.”

~ “Stop fidgeting. It’s making me squirmy.”

~ “Squirmy is a normal masculine word in the English dictionary.”

~ “I can’t believe you talk to yourself. It makes you seem like an idiot, a little bit.”

~ “STOP TOUCHING MY FOOD!”

~ “Ew. I’m going to pretend you didn’t just say that.”

~ “Aw. That’s kind of adorable. The kid, I mean. Not you.”

~”Dios mío! It’s too bright. Turn the lights off.”

~“If I threw you off this cliff, do you think anyone would notice? Food for thought.”

~ “I brought you flowers. No- It’s not a big deal, they’ll probably die in like, two seconds, knowing you.”

Lmk if you guys like this idea or I should delete it lol ❤️‍🔥