Nyoomymph - I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

"bluey sets unrealistic expectations for parents" like we haven't all wondered why our parents don't do things with us like the TV parents do. the expectations are already set higher than they're getting to. they aren't even reaching for the bar -- in fact, they're actively trying to limbo underneath it

Make the most of the next two months

Get all your vaccines

Travel while we have a functioning DOT

Read and buy books on feminism, anti-racism, pro-lgbt

Attend drag shows

Don't skip any of your classes

Read and buy history books

Find your out-of-state networks

Learn to carry cash

Get birth control solutions

Support the Biden/Harris administration

Postpone large purchases and save money

Be careful of what you say online, like un-ambiguous attacks against the incoming administration, especially in spaces that contain your full name or personal information

Feel free to add on.

there is literally so much drama happening inside of a lava lamp

i think the hottest look you can give someone after they commit acts of unspeakable violence is approval. like don't get me wrong if there's lust there too that's great, but staring at someone with gore dripping down their chin and coating their hands to the wrists with undisguised appraisal and admiration. maybe giving them a little nod as if to say 'well done'. THAT'S what says "yeah we're gonna fuck nasty later".

David Floyd

So many people are gonna get mad I didn't add theirs, but now I am curious

Mine was Vegeta777 bc spanish is my mother tongue, but I quickly changed to Stampy.

music teachers: i’m going to simplify the terminology for these teenagers so they’re not intimidated by a swarm of italian and french

dance teachers: if these 7 year olds don’t know it’s called a pas de bourrée pas de chat fouetté plié en deuxième coq au vin what’s the point

What is the funniest pokemon move

okay but. phil’s skin from this mcc is so :flushed: him with this color palette... his clothes and the long braided white hair....... i’m not the same person as i was before i saw this

ah, that is a bear and those are regularly sized fish. genuinely thought it was a zoomed out picture of an odd boat and some very large, very terrifying fish