Tony’s Been Dreaming Of The Day Peter And Harley Meet, Because He Just Knows They’ll Get On Like

I love bsd because, in actuality, there are no canon romantic relationships but as soon as you remove the context

"You're a rough ride."

"Shut up!!"

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*stars and hearts everywhere* *looks up through eyelashes* That's what makes me love you

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"You have got to stop jabbing me in the ass with that sword!"

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*cups face tenderly* *smiles* what a violent way to wake up snow white

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"But if my dear Ranpo were to die in those novels... what would I do with myself?"

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And, we can't forget about...

"Chuuya. Come back to me. Our fates will not end here. Because you and I are destined to-" *gets shot*

im very aware that this person is absolutely awful for me but im gonna stick around just to make sure

incorrect quotes (pt4)

Jason: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Roy a little bit. Damian, holding Jay's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation. Jason: No, that's our joint tombstone. Damian: My mistake.

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Damian: We vegetarians love the environment. Carnivores are sick freaks. Jason: How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the fucking plants.

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Bernard: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done? Tim: *sighs* Tim: I killed a man. Kon: wait, whAT-

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Jason: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.

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Tim: Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted. Bernard: I’m “a couple of things” Kon: I’m “got distracted”

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Dick: Life is like Tim. It's short.

Redraw of one of the, if not the funniest panel in TD:R in my style. Tim bi panic because of topless Bernard will never not be funny 😂

imagine the “Robin meets the JL while Batman is away” trope but it’s inverted. instead of being funny and interesting and extroverted all of the Robins just bolt. bolt, hide, or fight. B told them not to ever let themselves get cornered and to run if a meta sets eyes on them. so they run, they hide, and they fight back with a tiny shard of holdout Kryptonite B had embedded in their gauntlet. they dig their boots in, clench their fists, and prepare to be immovable at <100 lbs.

The birds are up to something (shenanigans most definitely)

Closeups below

vat7k shenanigans

any fics where a tommy from an au gets transported to cannon? i dunno if this makes sense, any dimension travel is fine really (ive already read rewind and cannon!tommy in a vigilante au)

Heyo!! Yeah, I have some fics for you! :D

Here they are:

don’t put me to rest by MementoMemoriam [Rated T, 59540 words, incomplete, last updated December 2021]

He couldn’t tell Phil or Techno. They probably would think he’s crazy, and how does he even explain the situation anyways? “Oh yeah, I just went to bed after being exiled from my country in another timeline and woke up here. Sorry for the trouble, guys!”

What are they going to do when they find out he’s not their Tommy?

Oh god. What happened to their Tommy? Is he in Tommy’s world?

Tommy feels himself grow even more sick at the thought. Phil and Techno would kill him if they found out he’d sent their Tommy to that hell. That hell with exile, and war, and Dream.

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In which Tommy, exiled hero of the DreamSMP, and Prince Tommy of the Antarctic Empire swap places, families are semi-reunited, and Dream causes problems (as always).

Shells in the Foam (a Hermit!Tommy fanfic) by Cedarwhisp21 [Rated T, 90720 words, incomplete, last updated January 2022]

When Dream attacks Tommy in Logestshire, Tommy runs. Badly injured, he somehow manages to slip between worlds and wakes up in a badlands biome, on a server far from home, with no other players in sight.

The Hermits are surprised when a new player logs in, and confused when no-one’s at spawn. Five days later, after waiting for the new player to introduce themselves, Xisuma uses his admin abilities to access their coordinates. He takes Impulse with him to welcome the new player to Hermitcraft, but instead of the beginnings of a base, they find something a lot more concerning.

AU belongs to @pertrichormeraki on Tumblr. I just wanted to write something.

Somewhere New? by HoneyBee420 [Rated G, 2717 words, incomplete, last updated October 2021]

Passerine!Tommy and DSMP!Tommy switch places after each of their deaths, let’s see where this will go.

you don’t bring me flowers anymore by Shrai [Rated T, 33765 words, incomplete, last updated December 2021]

There’s that deep visceral type of sadness that finds a home inside your bones and never seems to leave. Some days it’s ignorable, just a minor obstacle in your day. Other times it’s loud and true, grasping at every inch of your being and filling your senses with such emotion that it feels like it’s too much. Regret, sadness, anger. All of them add up to what swallowed the brothers up whole: grief.

Even though they had Tommy back that feeling still rang true in their hearts. Their Tommy was still dead and gone, forgotten if fate decides it so. If this Tommy, this strange and broken and angry Tommy, stuck around, were they expected to forget about their Tommy?

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or: i heard someone say “what if passerine wilbur and techno met dsmp tommy” and my brain has not stopped thinking since please

You Can’t Whisper Above the Thunder (But You Can Fly Anywhere) by AliveAndRestless [Rated T, 20701 words, incomplete, last updated February 2021]

He hears birdsong.

That’s the first thing he notices, when he’s able to breathe past the pain in his ribs. When he opens his eyes to green leaves and a blue summer sky, he thinks he’s dreaming. The sky is never blue in the Dream SMP, not after all the explosions. It’s always tinged with grey, the scent of ash and wood smoke subtle in the air. When was the last time he was somewhere with clean air? Exile?

He sits up. The pain is blinding, but he grits his teeth against it, hands tight around the wound in his side. He looks around, really looks around, and it takes everything he has to keep from screaming. Nothing but woods on every side, trees swaying gently in a warm breeze, birds flittering from branch to branch. Fuck.

He falls back with a thump, and immediately regrets it, hissing in pain. Well, one thing’s for sure. He’s not in fucking Kansas anymore.

(Alternatively, Tommy gets gravely injured, and to save his life, Dream drop kicks him to a different server. Unfortunately for him, it has the opposite effect than what he was expecting.)

bedrock bros; YOU NEVER HAD A BROTHER. YOU HAD A PROTECTOR THAT NEVER GAVE YOU THE STARS. BUT HE LOVES YOU, MAYBE THAT WILL BE ENOUGH. (you still die anyways)

technoblade / @andhyssops /@borealiszero / warsan shire / @m4rms / anne carson /  rabbi joseph telushkin / @picckl / ernest hemingway / unknown / @vixkoidy / @aro-throughyourchest / i.b. vyache / @axiliern / jinhao xie

this came to me in a vision

[ID: A screenshot of a Twitter (X) reply chain. Red Robin (@/spleenless) writes, "Where there's a screen.........." Under his caption is a picture of the Batcomputer, which has the Ao3 homepage pulled up. He is not logged onto his account, if he has one. Someone with the user "Gregg rulz ok" (@/nitwenjoyer0) replies, "Ao3 on the batcomputer is insane" with four crying emojis after. Both tweets were posted on April 27.]

"Benny Dow" being Bernard, ofc.