Dick: You Need Your License Revoked, Your Driving Is Absolutely Heinous, Jay

dick: you need your license revoked, your driving is absolutely heinous, jay

jason: that’s fair, i’m pretty sure my permit is expired

dick: i’m almost scared to ask… permit?

jason: not much time to learn how to drive in between dying and being resurrected

dick: oh my god

jason, literally seconds away from hitting bruce with his car: you’re looking at a man with exactly one shitty walmart parking lot driving lesson under his belt

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1 year ago
Big Fan Of Both Strong Varian And Air Jailed Hugo

Big fan of both Strong Varian and Air Jailed Hugo

1 month ago

Dick: Don’t underestimate us! Our team motto is "maybe we’ll get lucky this time"

1 year ago

I love bsd because, in actuality, there are no canon romantic relationships but as soon as you remove the context

"You're a rough ride."

"Shut up!!"

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*stars and hearts everywhere* *looks up through eyelashes* That's what makes me love you

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"You have got to stop jabbing me in the ass with that sword!"

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*cups face tenderly* *smiles* what a violent way to wake up snow white

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"But if my dear Ranpo were to die in those novels... what would I do with myself?"

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And, we can't forget about...

"Chuuya. Come back to me. Our fates will not end here. Because you and I are destined to-" *gets shot*

10 months ago

animation of jimmy getting owned in real life

bonus gif of him celebrating i made for funsies :] oh the oblivious bliss...

Animation Of Jimmy Getting Owned In Real Life
10 months ago
Become Ungovernable
Become Ungovernable
Become Ungovernable

become ungovernable

10 months ago
Heyo.
Heyo.
Heyo.
Heyo.
Heyo.

heyo.

[rises from my eternal slumber to drop some memes and go back to bed]

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10 months ago

The fact there's NO content of cSam and cGeorge being father and son is so evil. Like plssss guys cGeorge is the only person cSam directly refers to as his child. cSam literally says that he "raised him as his own" on George's house building stream like thats his daddyyy. Do you know how much angst potential there is in cGeorge finding out his FATHER allowed the torture of his best friend??? Someone write the fic NOW.

Also if you're a cQuackity is cSams son truther like me, just imagine the betrayal cGeorge would feel finding out his brother was the one who actually did the torturing. Like???

6 months ago

Dick, at the police station: Hi, I'm here for Jason. Officer: last name? Dick: You must be new here.

1 year ago

if you showed this video to a 2020 clingyduo fan theyd explode into a cloud of dust i think

10 months ago

Vat7k playing Minecraft. End of sentence.

omg i'm sorry i have varigo brain i didn't even register 'vat7k' so unfortunately i only have these two dorks for now 😭 I WILL DRAW THE OTHERS SOON...... i love mc it's so silly,,,,

Vat7k Playing Minecraft. End Of Sentence.
Vat7k Playing Minecraft. End Of Sentence.
Vat7k Playing Minecraft. End Of Sentence.
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