i need timbernkon with timkon OBSESSED with their very pretty, very deranged boyfriend.
i need them to keep track on him, literally clinging to him like their lives depend on it.
and I need bernard to shower them in affection and touch because they're crazily touch starved.
I actually love this duo, deranged and infant is a top tier dynamic
local fail boy and his hot goth wife
Jason: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Roy a little bit. Damian, holding Jay's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation. Jason: No, that's our joint tombstone. Damian: My mistake.
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Damian: We vegetarians love the environment. Carnivores are sick freaks. Jason: How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the fucking plants.
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Bernard: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done? Tim: *sighs* Tim: I killed a man. Kon: wait, whAT-
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Jason: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.
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Tim: Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted. Bernard: I’m “a couple of things” Kon: I’m “got distracted”
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Dick: Life is like Tim. It's short.
it's not exactly your prompt but that's only because wade & peter start hooking up Long before spider-man and deadpool do
🕷️ written by me & nevi
I’ve changed the way i draw Hugo’s hair probably like 10 times since i drew this, the struggle is real
(It’s inspired by the scene where Hugo learns about Varian’s past in Varian’s Tangled Trials!)
Necrophilia? i mean i guess 😒
He’s asking for input.
Dick: I think a magical girl transformation would fix me. Jason: I think killing a titan would fix me. Tim: You want to be isekai'd so bad you look stupid. Clark: What are these words? Bruce: Don't ask.
Bruce learns Kryptonian secretly just so one day during a JL meeting he can turn to Clark and go “hal really thought that haircut made him look good huh” with the most deadpan expression ever
It’s December.. uh oh..