Sprace? In 2023? It’s More Likely Then You Think!!

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Julius Caeser, 44 BC: Let me see what you have!

Senators:

MORE THINGS MY SWIM TEAM HAS DONE!!!!!

-My friend and I walk out of the locker room.We all the sudden hear screaming from the boys locker room, We just looked at each other and raise our eyebrows.

-3 guys were 3 seconds away from getting into a fist fight over a lane. The rest of the team was watching them like a move. One girl was pretending to eat popcorn.

- *Talking about committing a crime* Me-“In jail you get free heath care.” A junior-“Sounds good, let’s go break the law.” A sophomore (Keep in mind that he is a cis male) “But you don’t get enough tampons in jail!”

-”I was eating dirt in 8th grade, bro.”

-A guy gets a lot of noise bleeds. On the bus home from a meet he got one and there were no tissues or anything. One of the boys suggests a tampon. Now anytime he has a noise bleed someone throws a tampon at him.

-A girl brought a gallon of tea to practice.

-One of the guys looked so offended when he saw a guy on a different team had the same tech suit as him. 

-I’m pretty sure most of them (and positive some of them) are high half the time, so that may be the reason for all the shit they do.

My swim season is over! I’ll definitely miss my team. As my team is made up of 2 small schools, I will be able to see some of them, but the kids from the other school I probably wont. I had a fantastic time swimming with them all and am glad I will see most of them next year.

Here are some things that I witnessed kids from my swim team say and do

*Someone is talking about how they're trying to be more healthy and happy* another kid- "man, that shit dont work, settle for cocaine like the rest of us

"I'm pretty sure everyone cheated on the test last week" "I didnt" "Okay, fucking nerd"

*dude walks by in a Speedo* "damn, look at his weiner" *dude turns around to look at them* *person next to her takes a bite of their sausage on a fork*

*Drake dramatically opens the door to the pool room* IM HERE, IM QUEER, AND I DONT HAVE ANY FEARS" "OKAY DRAKE, THEN KILL THIS FUCKING SPIDER" a person hiding in a corner yells "IM HERE IM QUEER AND I HAVE ONE FEAR" *Drake runs away screaming*

"Daaaaamn, i dropped less time than emily, and shes fucking slow"

"Do you think I coukd swim fully clothed without getting in trouble?" "Abby I swear to god if you do that-" *abby proceeds to jump into the pool fully clothed* *her boyfriend screams and jumps in after her trying to save his phone that was in her pocket*

"i LiKe CrAcK" *takes bite of raw onion*

*this one person whispering* "the snack that smiles back" *whole team yelling* "GOLDFISH"

"What kind of water are hamsters supposed to swim in?" "Um, no water? They aren't supposed to be in water" "shit..." "ROW WHAT DID YOU DO?!"

"They guys locker room is so much nicer than the girl's" "why the fuck were you in the boys locker room Abby?" "WHY THE FUCK WAS NELSON GIVING US A TOUR OF IT, NOAH? I DONT KNOW MAYBE BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE WAS HERE AND WE WANTED TO PLAY HIDE AND SEEK!"

"Is that a potato chip?!" *dives into the water to get a potato chip from the bottom of the pool* *eats the really soggy potato chip* "well this dont taste good..."

*person who was sick walking past the lockers into the main part of the locker room* "WAZZUP MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! DID YA MISS ME?!" "WHY DIDNT YOU DIE WHILE YOU WE'RE SICK ABBY?!" "FUCK YOU ASHLYN

Aaaand that's all I can think of, tell me if you want a part two

Reblog if you're in the Newsies fandom/like Newsies because today some of my friends were saying how the fandom is "24 people in a Discord server" (their words not mine) and prove them wrong.

So I may have been re-absorbed into the Phandom (Danny Phantom), so I did a character study. I tried out some different things, and like how 5/6 came out, so I decided to share. Hope you like it!

What are doing under Spot’s bed, Race? Hmm?

Jack: why does Spot hate me so much

David: would you like the reasons numerically or alphabetically?

Race: he’s got a list under his bed. I can get it for you

Rb if your account is safe space for

-LGBTQ+

-People from every nation

-All religions

-Dark skin people

-Asian people

-Uyghur Turks and Muslims

-People with mental disorders

-People with illness

-Neurodivergent people

The fictional characters in my head do pay rent, but not with money. They pay with sleepless nights, anxiety that they’ll never be real, and alarming amounts of fan fiction written about them

Umm, so I was at a restaurant with my family last night and I found these...

There were a lot of other titles with different fandoms, but these were my favorite. 

I am crying

the amount of times i’ve listened to this and cried is embarrassing 😎🕺🏻

credit: bookamour on tiktok (i love their account, they have made pieces like this for many other books too)

Just watched 92sies. Definitely prefer livesies, by far. But I will say, livesies completely ruined Spot. Can I ship 92sies Spot and livesies Race? Is that aloud? Cuz Ben Tyler Cook is the best Race. I didn’t like how in 92sies Crutchie and Jack weren’t even really friends, let alone brothers. Also Jack, like, didn’t care about the other newsies at all, he was only acting in his own self interest. And, you know, as a theater kid I’m definitely bias towards stage productions. (If you like 92sies better, that’s completely okay, your opinions are valid. If you hate it with all your being, your opinions are also valid.) I, personally, like livesies music, dancing, story, and everything (-Spot and the Javey iconic-gay-pin-against-wall scene) better.