Loki: What Do You Want From Me?

Tony: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Stephen: What did you do?

Tony: Nobody died.

Stephen: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

Nobody:

Absolutely no one:

Kate just accidentally setting the training room on fire: Oops?

Clint, who just knew that special fire arrows are bad idea: Tony's gonna kill me.

Tony, being used to it because Peter blows up their lab every day: Kids.

James: guys I think I’m homophobic…

Remus (who James helped asked Sirius out): okay…. Why do you think that?

James: I saw Regulus holding hands with Barty and it made me so physically ill I had to leave the room

Sirius (who knows Reg is fake dating Barty to help him make Evan jealous): I don’t think youre homophobic mate, I think you wanna fuck my brother

Tony: Can you keep a secret? Stephen: Do you know anything about my life? Tony: No, I do not. Good point.

Mini loki 🧎🏻‍♀️

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Accurate

Odin: You have a sister. Her name is Hela.

Thor & Loki: what

Odin:

peter, in the lab with tony: can you get me ice cream?

tony: your legs work get it yourself

peter: but it tastes better with the flavor of parental obligation on top :(

Yelena: for this relationship to work I need you to understand that I am independent

Kate: No totally

Yelena: I'm my own person I don't need you to coddle me or try to fix me or look after me

Kate: Got it, 100%

Yelena: Okay? So just... Space I need space

Kate: (giving a thumbs up) Totally cool

Five mins later Kate's at her desk using her laptop with Yelena sat on her lap, holding onto her front like a koala while she reads her book

Yelena: Hug me

Kate: I... I am!

Yelena: Tighter

Kate: (squeezes)

Husbands

bucky: look stop fucking around and show us your flying car tony

steve: yeah tony

tony: uh

bucky: your dad promised us a flying car tony