Loki: I Don’t Die Often

Landing on top of Sam, then rolling off with this expression on your face?? Sir?? 🤨

Deadpool landing:

Deadpool landing when fighting with Spider-man:

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James: guys I think I’m homophobic…

Remus (who James helped asked Sirius out): okay…. Why do you think that?

James: I saw Regulus holding hands with Barty and it made me so physically ill I had to leave the room

Sirius (who knows Reg is fake dating Barty to help him make Evan jealous): I don’t think youre homophobic mate, I think you wanna fuck my brother

Peter: You're not...

Tony: I love Stephen, not his body!

Peter: what is his favorite tea?

Tony:

Peter: Favorite movie? Or at least a song.

Tony:

Peter:

Tony, who noticed Stephen standing in the doorway: Good, good! I don't know any of this, but do you know why? Because it doesn't matter. I know that your favorite tea is in that blue jar with incomprehensible hieroglyphs and it never ends, because you keep track of it yourself, and I just learned how to brew it better than anyone. I do not know your favorite movie, because you are a bore and you disassemble each of them into some small details so that you are interested and you know what? I love listening to these reflections of yours, although you are shy and try to be silent when we watch movies together. And you don't have your favorite food, because your magical stomach digests our food worse and worse, and now you only eat some incomprehensible tentacles in the mucus.

Stephen, who had not slept for several days because of his magical affairs and just came into the kitchen for coffee: baby, I never doubted your love.

Tony:

Peter, who just wanted to know more about the Doctor: sorry, I'd better go.

Clint: (holding a penny-sized tracker) How are we supposed to put it on Kate without her noticing?

Yelena: Hey, Kate Bishop, I bet you five dollars that you can't swallow this.

Kate: (grabs the tracker and swallows it) Pay up, loser.

Clint: (eyes wide in shock) How. Why.

Yelena: It’s better not to question it. Now give her five dollars.

by @hmhm2229

Oh, he will do some terrible, awful things indeed, Brad. :]

Wille, after Simon kissed him during the costume party: maybe life does have a meaning after all

Simon: that kiss was a mistake

Wille: oh

Wille: I hope I die

I'm not sure if this is true but I honestly think that mobius went to visit his place at the timeline, just because of what loki said.