🤤
This does apply to them both.
Clint: (holding a penny-sized tracker) How are we supposed to put it on Kate without her noticing?
Yelena: Hey, Kate Bishop, I bet you five dollars that you can't swallow this.
Kate: (grabs the tracker and swallows it) Pay up, loser.
Clint: (eyes wide in shock) How. Why.
Yelena: It’s better not to question it. Now give her five dollars.
Peter : WE'RE GOING TO A CANDY STORE?
Tony : It's night time right now, kid.
Stephen : Yeah, candy stores are closed at this hour.
Harley : WE'RE GOING TO ROB A CANDY STORE?
Tony: What the hell is that in your face?
Peter: It’s my angry expression!
Tony: This isn’t an expression…it’s an accident
More like..
Simon: fuck the royals
Simon: *gets fucked by the royal*
Simon : fuck the royals
Simon : *fucks the royals*
Landing on top of Sam, then rolling off with this expression on your face?? Sir?? 🤨
Why we have irondad and spiderson, and not hawkeyedad and annoyinghawkdaughter?
Hawkeye (2021)
Bucky: What do you think Clint will do for a distraction? Natasha: He'll probably make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do. *Building explodes and several car alarms go off* Bucky: ... or he could do that.
Love this
Clint: all my kids are little spoons. Are you the big spoon or the little?
Peter: I am the spiderman!
Tony: actually he is freaking octopus, but sometimes can be the little spoon.
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