Loki on the Asgard throne, by tellmeonemore.
Tony: What the hell is that in your face?
Peter: It’s my angry expression!
Tony: This isn’t an expression…it’s an accident
Making Tony eat: Steve edition
Steve: please, come on eating is so important. do it for me. i’ll make you a sandwich and bring it down to your workshop, promise you’ll eat it.
Tony: fine. whatever.
Making Tony eat: Bucky edition
Bucky: *throwing metal arm at Tony* EAT SOME GOD DAMN FOOD YOU FREAK
Tony: FUCK THE SHUT UP CLUCKY
Bucky: I WILL SHOVE. THE WHOLE PLATE DOWN. YOUR THROAT. DON’T THINK I WON’T.
Tony: PHYSICALLY FIGHT MY WHOLE FACE
Bucky: *launching breadsticks across the room like projectiles* I CARE ABOUT. YOUR. WELL BEING. EAT OR I WILL. SHOOT YOU.
Tony: *screaming*
Bucky: *more screaming*
Bucky: What do you think Clint will do for a distraction? Natasha: He'll probably make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do. *Building explodes and several car alarms go off* Bucky: ... or he could do that.
Tony: *pours coffee onto his spanner* shit. Thats not my mug
FRIDAY: boss. It has been 49 hours since you last slept more than 6 consecutive hours. May I recommend you get some sleep?
Tony: I'm fine, 6 hours is a long time, when was the last time I got any sleep?
FRIDAY: you got appriximately 5 minutes of sleep 26 hours ago sir
Tony: ...good enough for me
FRIDAY: may I recommend you get some rest before Miss Potts is made aware of this?
Tony: I didn't make no snitch, keep your damn mouth shut
Wille: *casually walks in after threatening the entire Royal council*
Simon: Why would you think this was a good idea?
Wille: Probably because I'm a sociopath with a long history of violence.
Simon:
Wille: I don't know how you keep forgetting this.
felice: going into plan b?
simon: technically, this would be plan g.
felice: how many plans do we have? is there like a plan m?
simon: yeah but august dies in plan m.
wille: i like plan m.
Love this
Clint: all my kids are little spoons. Are you the big spoon or the little?
Peter: I am the spiderman!
Tony: actually he is freaking octopus, but sometimes can be the little spoon.
Tell me we’ll never get used to it.
Some No Place Like Home fluff because. I wanted to draw fluff. I don’t think this is necessarily the first time Mobius says “I love you” to Loki, but I do think that sometimes when he says it, Loki gets overwhelmed by the reminder that he’s allowed to have this now, and that they aren’t in danger.
There’s a playlist now, too :)
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